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[Aklyon]

I am going to embark on a quest.

I will write the worst smutty novel ever written.

It will be pointlessly prurient, almost plotless, include lots of depraved sex scenes for no reason, have extremely flat characters, writing of an ultraviolet hue, and metaphors and similes that fail like Hitler in World War Two.

And it will be twelve hundred pages long.

Have some inspiration for that kind of thing. (not a nsfw link)

[FearfulJesuit]

I am going to embark on a quest.

I will write the worst smutty novel ever written.

It will be pointlessly prurient, almost plotless, include lots of depraved sex scenes for no reason, have extremely flat characters, writing of an ultraviolet hue, and metaphors and similes that fail like Hitler in World War Two.

And it will be twelve hundred pages long.

Have some inspiration for that kind of thing. (not a nsfw link)

The premise is stupid, if clever. A girl is found dead in sauna. I had heard-but have heard conflicting stories from Finns-any Finns here are welcome to clear it up-that because of the work put on your heart to keep cool at that temperature, orgasm can send you into cardiac arrest. So we're dealing either with private sexytimes gone horribly wrong, consensual sexytimes gone horribly wrong, or suicide by private sexytimes, or murder by sexytimes. Which is it? Luckily, our nymphomaniac sleuth is on the case!

[RedKing]

I am going to embark on a quest.

I will write the worst smutty novel ever written.

It will be pointlessly prurient, almost plotless, include lots of depraved sex scenes for no reason, have extremely flat characters, writing of an ultraviolet hue, and metaphors and similes that fail like Hitler in World War Two.

And it will be twelve hundred pages long.

A quick look at your post made me suspect that it actually took place in WW2.

It doesn't. It's ostensibly a detective story set in the harem of the King of the World, where the girls run around having lesbian frolics and (on this occasion) killing each other.

.....I'd probably read it. Nah, actually I'd wait for the movie adaptation.

[Vorthon]

So. LaFotM is about to go up. I've got the intro text done, I've got some basic rules done. I just need an opening post, and we're good to go. That, and I'm gonna have to make an OOC thread, and a Character thread. Woo, free-form RP!

[Darvi]

Is that that thing of a thing that you mentioned before?

*articulate*

[JoshuaFH]

I am going to embark on a quest.

I will write the worst smutty novel ever written.

It will be pointlessly prurient, almost plotless, include lots of depraved sex scenes for no reason, have extremely flat characters, writing of an ultraviolet hue, and metaphors and similes that fail like Hitler in World War Two.

And it will be twelve hundred pages long.

A quick look at your post made me suspect that it actually took place in WW2.

It doesn't. It's ostensibly a detective story set in the harem of the King of the World, where the girls run around having lesbian frolics and (on this occasion) killing each other.

.....I'd probably read it. Nah, actually I'd wait for the movie adaptation.

I can only hope for a adult scene that is individually longer than the combined LotR movies.

[Loud Whispers]

And it will be glorious, if somewhat saturated in lubricant.

[Vorthon]

Is that that thing of a thing that you mentioned before?

*articulate*

Yep. I'm actually a little surprised that I managed to get this far with it.

Edit: Just about got everything done. Just need to post the Character thread, and a starting action/post set-up thing whatever you want to call it.

[Mego]

I am going to embark on a quest.

I will write the worst smutty novel ever written.

It will be pointlessly prurient, almost plotless, include lots of depraved sex scenes for no reason, have extremely flat characters, writing of an ultraviolet hue, and metaphors and similes that fail like Hitler in World War Two.

And it will be twelve hundred pages long.

A quick look at your post made me suspect that it actually took place in WW2.

It doesn't. It's ostensibly a detective story set in the harem of the King of the World, where the girls run around having lesbian frolics and (on this occasion) killing each other.

.....I'd probably read it. Nah, actually I'd wait for the movie adaptation.

I can only hope for a adult scene that is individually longer than the combined LotR movies.

Bay12: Get 314% of your daily dose of moral depravity!

[Vorthon]

LaFotM is up! And this is in no way a shameless plug!

* Vorthon does a victory dance

[Descan]

Bay12: So nerdy and full of horrible people, even our percentage points are pi-flavoured!

[kaijyuu]

I refute that "horrible people" part Those that would have a problem with a 8 hour sex scene for "moral" reasons (and not because it would be fucking boring) are the horrible ones.

[Darvi]

fucking boring

Ahurhurhurhur.

[kaijyuu]

[Wrex]

It was incredibly windy today, and I loved every minute of it.