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[Kedly]

Duckception?

[miauw62]

Was looking at new replies to my youtube comments.

"PSY's south korea you dipshit".
*that's in reaction to my reply saying "gagnam style" on a north korean nyan cat video and getting some upvotes*
Reply to the aggressive comment:
"Who cares, aren't they both in China or something?"

[Skyrunner]

That makes me sad for a mildly related reason: China's repeated attempts to officially absorb Korean culture and history as part of its own, a slightly different sub-branch of itself. :/

[Flying Dice]

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Probably the same sort of person who, a few years ago, would have posted something like this: "Russia's invading Georgia? How did they get across the Atlantic?"

[RedKing]

That makes me sad for a mildly related reason: China's repeated attempts to officially absorb Korean culture and history as part of its own, a slightly different sub-branch of itself. :/

Well, they are heavily related. Kind of like Germany and Holland. Or France and Belgium.

* RedKing ducks the incoming wave of Dutch-Belgian outrage...

[Itnetlolor]

Freakin' dook rampage.

Zerg rush!

Something similar happened to me about half a year ago or so, except I had a sandwich I was eating, I wanted to have some seagulls get away from me, so I tossed some of the bread aside a good distance, and then more came, and so on; much like this. In no more than a few minutes I was stuck in what can amount to a scene in Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. I think there were even a couple people on the beach witnessing it, and recorded the insanity. I can't believe I had to rush my meal in order to avoid getting swarmed by the birds. If I had more control, I could have had an escort flock of them surrounding me.

[armeggedonCounselor]

That makes me sad for a mildly related reason: China's repeated attempts to officially absorb Korean culture and history as part of its own, a slightly different sub-branch of itself. :/

Well, they are heavily related. Kind of like Germany and Holland. Or France and Belgium.

* RedKing ducks the incoming wave of Dutch-Belgian outrage...

Or Finland and England._{Bonus points if you get the reference.}

[miauw62]

That makes me sad for a mildly related reason: China's repeated attempts to officially absorb Korean culture and history as part of its own, a slightly different sub-branch of itself. :/

Well, they are heavily related. Kind of like Germany and Holland. Or France and Belgium.

* RedKing ducks the incoming wave of Dutch-Belgian outrage...

Well, Belgium is related to France AND Holland.
But in different parts. And the king is more French-related.

[kaijyuu]

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Probably the same sort of person who, a few years ago, would have posted something like this: "Russia's invading Georgia? How did they get across the Atlantic?"

Ah, I remember people making that mistake. I'm kinda sympathetic to it; sure, people definitely need to brush up on their geography and realize that such a country exists in the first place, but the spelling is the exact same and they're both physical locations, so...

read about Theodore Roosevelt in a free period.

fuck me, I think I found the only guy who could beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

Quite possibly the most badass president. Who else could get shot mid speech and keep talking? Well except maybe Andrew Jackson, but he quite possibly sold his soul to the devil.

[miauw62]

and he fought a cougar in a knife fight.

I liked cracked.com's comment:
'A little known fact about Roosevelt is that he was asthmatic. Seeing this as a challenge, he proceeded to beat his asthma to death.'

This person sounds like a direct relative of Saxton Hale.

[kaenneth]

That's how I've tried to treat my getting arthritis at age 23; when my biography is written I want people to be like "and he did all that with arthritis? Wow!"

Life?

Challenge Accepted.

[Nadaka]

Ol' Teddy bear. The only president to have shot and killed something on all but 1 continent (he never went to Antarctica IIRC).

[kaijyuu]

Andrew Jackson didn't even need to punch the guy who came at him with two guns. The guns themselves were so scared of him they both misfired despite being well maintained and in good condition.

[Hanslanda]

Andrew Jackson didn't even need to punch the guy who came at him with two guns. The guns themselves were so scared of him they both misfired despite being well maintained and in good condition.

The guns weren't scared. The bullets were.

And then the Secret Service had to pull the President off the assassin before he could kill him.

[Karlito]

The Secret Service didn't exist until 1865, but Davy Crockett was there and he helped restrain the assassin.