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[Wrex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53_Mm0r4gNg&feature=related

Made my night.


Well, other than how beautiful it's been for the past couple of nights.

[Mego]

Unfortunately most teachers have implicit rules against being a smart ass.

Yeah, but if it's not explicit you can haul their ass in front a board of inquiry if they dock your grade for it. At least once you hit college and suchlike, providing the school or teacher doesn't have something specific against such in their paperwork. Most they can usually do is tell you to re-do it and clarify their instructions. Things get somewhat more finicky once money starts getting thrown around ♫

Madre being a teacher, I've actually seen a few cases of that happening. S'why you see standard formatting stuff on syllabuses nowadays ♪

One of the reasons, anyway.

I've been exploiting loopholes in my Computer Programming Principle class, because I'm not likely to learn anything new in the class. For example, our first assignment was to write a method (in Java) that would sort an integer array. My code:

Code: [Select]

import java.util.Arrays;

public class Assignment1 {
    public static int[] sort(int[] array) {
        return Arrays.sort(array);
    }
}

I got a 100, but on the next assignment, my professor started being more specific on what he wanted. He also decided that he likes me for being a smartass.

[Skyrunner]

I...

...don't understand.

I really should try and learn Java though.

[Darvi]

Basically he cheated and used a function that was readily available in the library instead of coding it himself.

[FloorBelow]

School holiday started, Mount & Blade 2 announced, Rome:Total War $1 on Steam.
Today is a good day.

[Kedly]

Wait... warband wasn't mount and blade 2?

edit: I really dislike teaser trailers...

[The Darkling Wolf]

Warband was a standalone expansion pack.

[Urist McPenguinhead]

I'm trying to sleep, and thankfully extremely loud thunderstormy rain is blocking out the cockroaches that are mating or something above my bed. but obviously I'm not going to sleep because internet.

also I got counter strike for free today. happy happy.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Spoiler: So I gave some bread to this here duck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Then another turned up, so I could hardly say no (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: And then... (click to show/hide)

Freakin' dook rampage.

[RedWarrior0]

Suddenly, I realized that there is a reason they tell you not to feed the wildlife. Nothing so mundane as said wildlife getting used to humans=food, but for your own good, really.

[Skyrunner]

The ducks are taking advantage of you. You are being used by the ducks!

[Urist McPenguinhead]

Spoiler: So I gave some bread to this here duck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Then another turned up, so I could hardly say no (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: And then... (click to show/hide)

Freakin' dook rampage.

da na na na na na na na duck man!
when i get a massive bird following like tha I like to troll them and pretend to throw bread so they all fly up and down. I feel like darth vader.

[Mego]

Basically he cheated and used a function that was readily available in the library instead of coding it himself.

It's hardly cheating. I did exactly what it said in the instructions. The professor never said we couldn't use standard library methods.

Spoiler: So I gave some bread to this here duck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Then another turned up, so I could hardly say no (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: And then... (click to show/hide)

Freakin' dook rampage.

Zerg rush!

[RedKing]

My brain is full of duck.

[Aklyon]

But are the ducks full of duck?