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[kaijyuu]

Well, just got back from one of the best tabletop sessions ever. Highlights:

- I shot off my own arm.
- Another guy's character went crazy and started trying to kill the rest of the party.
- Same guy then fused with a robot maid slash Mafia bruiser
- Same guy then got hit with a "friendship beam" and proceeded to kill some NPCs with hugs.
- Same guy then got sliced in half with a laser sword and then set on fire. Probably didn't kill him.
- Another person's character now has an unrequited love interest in my character.

Note that my character is basically a male Pinkie Pie obsessed with "Truth and Justice (tm)". So between all that there's stuff like flooding our spaceship with milkshakes and mistaking terrorists for "freedom fighters."

[Itnetlolor]

• Itnetlolor is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
• The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Itnetlolor!
• In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Itnetlolor!
• The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Itnetlolor.
• Itnetlolor is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
• Itnetlolor has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
• When Itnetlolor is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
• The only planet that rotates on its side is Itnetlolor.
• If the annual Australian Itnetlolor crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
• You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Itnetlolor.

• I didn't know Dwarvish was Greek in any way.
• Wait... Dire Ostriches exist?
• Glad they appreciated my brew. Wait... that's from, not by? Okay, ew. >_<
• My reputation precedes me, to still be mentioned so many times except one Book.
• I have strange tanlines. Helps confuse sharks when I swim.
• Almost true. I can go a long amount of time without needing much.
• What can I say? I have an infectious personality.
• Much like the planet my birthsign is associated with; surprisingly enough.
• I'm impressed, actually.
• I'm not the most exciting thing to watch, it seems.

[Bauglir]

Buying chili ingredients at the store. Picking up some habaneros, when my eyes slide slightly to the right. I immediately drop those habaneros like the pieces of relative garbage they are to the treasures I had just spotted. I'm also putting in an energy drink, so my prediction of the future:

"Mother Nature will be like "COOOOOL DOOOOOWWWWWN" and I'll be like "FUCK YOU, BITCH" and scald her in the face with my ENERGY STEW."

I'm saying the pain-induced hallucinations are gonna be pretty bitchin' basically.

This is relevant.

I didn't eat them straight, I just put the smallest one in a pot of chili (it has proven sufficient). No gloves or anything, though. That seemed like overkill, and also I don't own any rubber gloves. Same brand of pepper though!

[Xantalos]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!
Cthulhu cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Cthulhu.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Cthulhu.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cthulhu.
Cthulhu invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
Peanuts and Cthulhu are beans!
Apples are covered with a thin layer of Cthulhu.
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Cthulhu in your mouth!
It took Cthulhu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
Cthulhu once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

[Dutchling]

Finally found a coding tutorial for utter noobs like me .

Spoiler: My awesome coding skillz (click to show/hide)

time_input = input("What time is it? (in hours) ") time_wait_input = input("How long do you want to wait? (in hours) ") time = int(time_input) time_wait = int(time_wait_input) print((time+time_wait)%24)

BRB, gonna make slaves to Armok 3.

[10ebbor10]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about God!
If you drop God from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets God!
God can taste with his feet.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal God.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be God!
God can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
God has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
God cannot jump.
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention God.
India tested its first nuclear God in 1974!

I believe I actually got one fact correct. To bad I'm not going to read the book Esther to check that.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bay 12!
Over 46,000 pieces of Bay 12 float on every square mile of ocean..

Our spaceprogram wasn't much of a succes.

Spoiler: The others (click to show/hide)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bay 12!
Bay 12 is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp.
In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Bay 12.
If you put a drop of liquor on Bay 12, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
All shrimp are born as Bay 12, but gradually mature into females!
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Bay 12 in your mouth.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Bay 12!Bay 12 is good for the environement
If you lace Bay 12 from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
Bay 12 is the world's tallest woman.Well this fits with the reasoning we're all one person.
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Bay 12 state'.

[MonkeyHead]

My best mate got engaged to her gf today. Happiness and hugs to all. Jokes were made about "donations", to nervous laughter all round.

[kaijyuu]

xD

Awesome!

[MonkeyHead]

xD

Awesome!

Very much so. She's a fellow Physicist at the same place I work and had been quite incredibly nervous for a while over this. Cant wait for the stag/hen/whatever night.

[Mego]

My best mate got engaged to her gf today. Happiness and hugs to all. Jokes were made about "donations", to nervous laughter all round.

Don't fall for a bridesmaid!

[Darvi]

Welp my laptop appears to be good to go!

[The Darkling Wolf]

New Series of Red Dwarf starting soon.

[Flying Dice]

Threeish days until Torchlight 2.

[MaximumZero]

We're actually not all that big, as far as apes go.

[Solifuge]

First, I read that Nobue Uematsu's band, the Black Mages, had disbanded, and I was like

Then I discovered that they formed a new group, and they're doing all kinds of awesome and experimental music, and I was like

I mean, listen to this stuff