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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16177012 times)

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86265 on: August 23, 2012, 06:23:03 pm »
I think it isn't, but it runs on giraffes for fuel.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86266 on: August 23, 2012, 06:25:06 pm »
No, it has a hole in the front to shove trees into for fuel.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86267 on: August 23, 2012, 06:27:18 pm »
Nah, it converts the trees into paper.

It has 1.8 giraffes on hamster wheels running it.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86268 on: August 23, 2012, 06:27:46 pm »
What does it use the leftover .2 for?
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86269 on: August 23, 2012, 06:29:52 pm »
Processing power.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86270 on: August 23, 2012, 06:30:57 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on August 23, 2012, 06:27:46 pm
What does it use the leftover .2 for?
Determining how high 'low ink' can be set at without being obnoxious and/or too expensive.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86271 on: August 23, 2012, 06:35:28 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on August 23, 2012, 06:27:46 pm
What does it use the leftover .2 for?

It's an equal opportunities printer, and well, she applied. Couldn't exactly turn her away.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86272 on: August 23, 2012, 06:41:20 pm »
Well, we have to get more giraffe printers somehow.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86273 on: August 23, 2012, 06:48:06 pm »
Well I assumed that it wasn't entirely giraffe :P

You need some like, metal 'n shit.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86274 on: August 23, 2012, 07:18:06 pm »
Can it print giraffes?
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86275 on: August 23, 2012, 07:21:03 pm »
That would fall within the purview of perpetual motion machines.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86276 on: August 23, 2012, 07:24:49 pm »
Quote from: Tack on August 23, 2012, 07:21:03 pm
That would fall within the purview of perpetual motion machines.
Or would it? For that amount of size you might as well obtain a 3D printer function.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86277 on: August 23, 2012, 07:37:12 pm »
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on August 23, 2012, 07:18:06 pm
Can it print giraffes?

Well, it can fit two giraffes in it...

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86278 on: August 23, 2012, 08:00:07 pm »
I'm just imagining MZ and some guy in a suit discussing this massive hunk of metal, and MZ says "It weighs as much as two giraffes", illiciting the worlds funniest look from the business man.

Who then buys it and carries it to his factory on his back.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #86279 on: August 23, 2012, 08:14:25 pm »
I would imagine that the rotating giraffes would tip his balance before he got there.  I mean, have you ever tried walking with two giraffes in a rotating hamster wheel on your back?  The moment one of them misses a step the entire center of gravity shifts to the back and it's nothing but trouble from there.
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