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[freeformschooler]

I...how am I supposed to react to this, guys? I may never make in my lifetime what this printer is worth. And here I am, trying to sell it.

You have our blessing. Do this as carefully and well as you can. Kiss ass, even, if you need to. This could be put on a resume all by itself.

"2012: Sold solid platinum, fusion-powered, multi-dimensional printing device"

[Fenrir]

Must be a most badass printer.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

I can't even comprehend what kind of printer that could be..

[Rose]

That's better even than what your colorado clone did.

"2012: Convinced an entire hospital to throw away all of their computers and replace them with HP ones."

[MaximumZero]

I can't even comprehend what kind of printer that could be..

See for yourself.

[freeformschooler]

I can't even comprehend what kind of printer that could be..

See for yourself.

I'm disappointed. I thought it would print robots which would then proceed to print more robots themselves.

[Sirus]

I can't even comprehend what kind of printer that could be..

See for yourself.

Doesn't look like much, but if people are willing to pay for it...good for you!

[SirAaronIII]

Holy shit. Do you get a cut of the money as a commission or something? Forgive me but I'm not too familiar with godly-printer sales.

[MaximumZero]

Dude. It prints 240 pages per minute. You can also use it to print wallpaper.

I don't get commission, but I've never sold anything this high-end, either. Good gravy.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

See for yourself.

I... what...

I expected a 3D printer used to mold and create science projects for overtly funded CAD classes. Not just a normal printer setup. Are the insides made of gold?

[freeformschooler]

Dude. It prints 240 pages per minute. You can also use it to print wallpaper.

I don't get commission, but I've never sold anything this high-end, either. Good gravy.

Wait, seriously? If T-mobile outlet stores are more than willing to pay commission then I'm honestly surprised HP wouldn't.

Still... grats. It's an achievement.

[MaximumZero]

Dude. It prints 240 pages per minute. You can also use it to print wallpaper.

I don't get commission, but I've never sold anything this high-end, either. Good gravy.

Wait, seriously? If T-mobile outlet stores are more than willing to pay commission then I'm honestly surprised HP wouldn't.

Still... grats. It's an achievement.

I get a decent wage instead.

See for yourself.

I... what...

I expected a 3D printer used to mold and create science projects for overtly funded CAD classes. Not just a normal printer setup. Are the insides made of gold?

No, but it will do almost all of the work for a client, and that means a shitload of saved money on labor. It prints (obviously,) collates, stacks, cuts, and AFAIK pre-binds stacks so that they can be turned into books.

[Aqizzar]

Dude. It prints 240 pages per minute. You can also use it to print wallpaper.

I don't get commission, but I've never sold anything this high-end, either. Good gravy.

You should probably start asking for commission then.  Or start selling them under the table.

[MaximumZero]

it does look fairly cool, but I don't think it look 6-digit.

If only you were an independent salesman selling that...

If I were an indie salesman, I'd retire.

You should probably start asking for commission then.  Or start selling them under the table.

I get a quarterly bonus that's tied to my stores' sales of my product. I'll get mine.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I get a quarterly bonus that's tied to my stores' sales of my product. I'll get mine.

Assuming you don't get shifted by the end of the quarter?