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[Vorthon]

Oh god I love that smell. It's all earthy and soft. And it's even better after the rain.

[RedKing]

Even better when it's right before a big thunderstorm and the breeze is fresh and moist and there's a tangible coppery tang of electricity. It's like the air itself is saying, "Aww yeah, shit is about to get REAL"

[Vorthon]

It is the best smell EVER. End of story.


Also, on a completely unrelated note: I'm listening to "I'm not Alright" by Shinedown. I think I've found my theme song.

[Rose]

http://freethinker.co.uk/2012/07/25/uk-hotel-tosses-out-gideon-bibles-and-replaces-them-with-an-erotic-novel/

[Loud Whispers]

http://freethinker.co.uk/2012/07/25/uk-hotel-tosses-out-gideon-bibles-and-replaces-them-with-an-erotic-novel/

GLORIOUS IN EXCELSIORRRRR

[Nadaka]

Ugh, I admittedly know little about "erotic fiction", but from what I have heard, that is a horrible thing that was originally done as a twilight fanfic.

[Vorthon]

http://freethinker.co.uk/2012/07/25/uk-hotel-tosses-out-gideon-bibles-and-replaces-them-with-an-erotic-novel/

Meh, that's old news. I remember hearing about it on Conan or something like that almost half a month ago.

I managed to stop myself from getting sucked into one of the TV tropes trips I have when I open it up.

hooray for willpower!

Your willpower will fade eventually. Join the collective willingly. It makes the assimilation process so much easier.

[RedKing]

http://freethinker.co.uk/2012/07/25/uk-hotel-tosses-out-gideon-bibles-and-replaces-them-with-an-erotic-novel/

And it was criticized by the local parish priest, Rev. Woodcock.
Oh irony, you so crazy.

[Nadaka]

You want to hear something horrible...

tvtropes is not blocked on the network at work.
.

[Aklyon]

You want to hear something horrible...

tvtropes is not blocked on the network at work.
.

Thats not horrible, its a timesink. And/or a trap.

[Darvi]

Just the word "timesink" alone makes me want to make a timecube parody.

[Vorthon]

Oh my god this is so silly.

Some results:
Bioknights of wrath, wasp psion-warriors of civilization and ruin and highwaymen in Reniassance Riyadh. Evil threatens to unleash diseased animals and land sharks.

Cryowarlords, flame scout-shamans, hoverboards and natural disasters in near future Romania. Be worried about acid rain and slow zombies. Don't forget about the thief, veil, set of scales, gladiator and armory.

Shade night bards, xanthic geolichs of intoxication and ogres in 30th century Africa. Some things you might run into: a joyous reunion, a loyal animal companion, a loss and treasure. Don't forget about the fountain, soldier, storehouse and sapphire.

Tempest berserkers and shock troops in near future Eastern Europe. The world quakes in fear of carnivorous plants, firestorms and starving animals. Don't forget about the ghost, trident, potion ingredient, gatehouse and bones.

I could base whole D&D campaigns off of this stuff.

[RedKing]

Temporal thiefs, anthromorphic deities and discrimination in medieval Central Africa. Some things to look out for are chemical experiments gone wrong and nuclear experiments gone wrong. Some things you might run into: a belligerant guard, a fight, vast armies, a natural disaster and an illness.

medieval Africa has chemical and nuclear weapons!?

Well, duh. The temporal thieves are there to steal the weapons BACK after an evil madman was sending them back in time to test them, figuring that the modern world wouldn't be impacted that much if several hundred thousand medieval Africans were used for weapons tests. Incidentally, now we know what happened to the lost city of Zimbabwe...

Just trying to figure out how the anthromorphic deities are involved.

[Darvi]

For the Deus ex Machina, duh.

[RedKing]

they were the ones testing the chemical and nuclear weapons?

Why does a god need nuclear weapons?

Oooh, maybe they were planning to use the nukes ON the gods, and the chemical weapons on their followers, to rob them of astral reserves!