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[Urist Imiknorris]

My fifth-hand copy of Pokemon Emerald just arrived in the mail.

Probably my favorite Pokemon game. I've been playing it on an emulator for a while, as my copy vanished into the ether when I moved.

[Reudh]

I still have my working copy of Sapphire. Its battery has long since run down, but the only thing that seems to affect is the time of day and berry growth.

[Zaerosz]

Yeah, I still have my Ruby and Sapphire cartridges as well. Never got FR/LG. In fact I've never played any of the RBY games.

[Seriyu]

I love you dog.

please never leave

[Skyrunner]

I still have my working copy of Sapphire. Its battery has long since run down, but the only thing that seems to affect is the time of day and berry growth.

For me, Sapphire was the one that lasted the longest, out of RSE, Diamond, White, Platinum or something. I think I played 200 hours on it before quitting

[Reudh]

535 hours 23 minutes before I got Pearl five years later.

[Heron TSG]

535 hours 23 minutes before I got Pearl five years later.

...Mine stopped counting at 999 hours and 59 minutes, and I must have played a few hundred after that. I didn't get Platinum for about 7 years of playing, so...

[SomeStupidGuy]

This website made me laugh way more than I should have...

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SomeIdiot resists antagonists wielding an explosive shield that can force assailants to obey his every command. Additionally, he is protected from damage by body armor, but never against a grue. SomeIdiot has learned to sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought and he possesses the power to change shape into a lion, however doing so drains his endurance for one minute. He likewise has the power to tunnel through solid fire and he developed the talent to block javelins and deflect them toward any rival close by. SomeIdiot carries a death-dealing whip that also grants a mind-blowing breath-taking diamond refuge. Lamentably, SomeIdiot is handicapped by being powerless.

Yeah, I'm really easily amused.

[SalmonGod]

This website made me laugh way more than I should have...

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SomeIdiot resists antagonists wielding an explosive shield that can force assailants to obey his every command. Additionally, he is protected from damage by body armor, but never against a grue. SomeIdiot has learned to sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought and he possesses the power to change shape into a lion, however doing so drains his endurance for one minute. He likewise has the power to tunnel through solid fire and he developed the talent to block javelins and deflect them toward any rival close by. SomeIdiot carries a death-dealing whip that also grants a mind-blowing breath-taking diamond refuge. Lamentably, SomeIdiot is handicapped by being powerless.

Yeah, I'm really easily amused.

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An epic bum has a reputation for an impressive sense of hearing. Also, he possesses the power to take control of bulls, but doing so makes him extremely smelly for two days. An epic bum wages war wielding a cruel arrangement of spines that also grants a spectacular speed, however doing so drains his charisma for one minute. He has the power to become immovable and he has the power to read the memories of others, but can only do so eight times a day. An epic bum displays all of the powers and talents of a bear and he is protected from damage by a tough outer shell. He also has learned to transform any child into wood, but only in bright light. Sadly, An epic bum struggles with being slimy.

I'm hooked!

[Nadaka]

This website made me laugh way more than I should have...

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SomeIdiot resists antagonists wielding an explosive shield that can force assailants to obey his every command. Additionally, he is protected from damage by body armor, but never against a grue. SomeIdiot has learned to sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought and he possesses the power to change shape into a lion, however doing so drains his endurance for one minute. He likewise has the power to tunnel through solid fire and he developed the talent to block javelins and deflect them toward any rival close by. SomeIdiot carries a death-dealing whip that also grants a mind-blowing breath-taking diamond refuge. Lamentably, SomeIdiot is handicapped by being powerless.

Yeah, I'm really easily amused.

cool.

foobar has a mind-blowing mountain fortress carved from steel. Additionally, he has a reputation for a staggering attractiveness and he wages war wielding a devastating pet lizard that also grants an extraordinary power to recover quickly from wounds. foobar rides an incredible dragon into battle and he has learned to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it against multiple antagonists, but can only do so once a day. Also, he possesses the power to take control of cats. Lamentably, foobar is deathly afraid of bisons.

I like it

[MaximumZero]

MaximumZero lords over a assortment of dwarves. He has a reputation for an uncommon resilience and he can become incredibly massive. Also, he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to increase his constitution, but doing so drains his ability to sense seahorse for five minutes. MaximumZero can force dwarves to run in fear, however only when concentrating. MaximumZero has inherited all of the powers and talents of a shark.

Unfortunately, MaximumZero is infamous for being completely incapable of ventriloquism.

O_o

[TherosPherae]

This website made me laugh way more than I should have...

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Peter Pan wages war wielding a venomous whip. Additionally, he developed the talent to make duplicates of himself and he can make goats appear from nowhere. Peter Pan is known for his terrific immunity to aging and he has the power to sculpt and mold all rock with a thought. Additionally, he has been known to block lasers and deflect them in a field around himself. Lamentably, Peter Pan struggles with being unable to see grues.

Someone needs to make this a horrible movie adaptation of Peter Pan. Preferably with a corny battle scene where Peter Pan and his goat army charge Captain Hook's legion of cattle ranchers.

[Pnx]

Hot Dog King. (the first video was pretty dull so I linked to the second)

This seems like the most hilariously horrible game. The way it manages to be so cheesy, sexist, and inane is just incredible.

[SalmonGod]

MaximumZero lords over a assortment of dwarves. He has a reputation for an uncommon resilience and he can become incredibly massive. Also, he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to increase his constitution, but doing so drains his ability to sense seahorse for five minutes. MaximumZero can force dwarves to run in fear, however only when concentrating. MaximumZero has inherited all of the powers and talents of a shark.

Unfortunately, MaximumZero is infamous for being completely incapable of ventriloquism.

O_o

It knows you!

[MaximumZero]

MaximumZero lords over a assortment of dwarves. He has a reputation for an uncommon resilience and he can become incredibly massive. Also, he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to increase his constitution, but doing so drains his ability to sense seahorse for five minutes. MaximumZero can force dwarves to run in fear, however only when concentrating. MaximumZero has inherited all of the powers and talents of a shark.

Unfortunately, MaximumZero is infamous for being completely incapable of ventriloquism.

O_o

It knows you!

A little too well, methinks.