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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16174536 times)

Gunner-Chan

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I promise those are cleaning utensils and soap, not spices.
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MaximumZero

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I always feel so HEAVY when people list weights on here. But then I look in the mirror and I'm like. Where the fuck is that weight?

I have no idea.
...2.1.5.

I rest my case.

MZ, if Janet asks you to clean the oven from the inside, don't do it.
I know better than that. Most ovens are self cleaning nowadays. :P

Yarp.

Max, y u so short?
Taller than both of my parents, actually. Honest.
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Kadzar

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I always feel so HEAVY when people list weights on here. But then I look in the mirror and I'm like. Where the fuck is that weight?

I have no idea.
Maybe you're secretly a robot?
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Reudh

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More to the point,

Why do you have a five-foot tall oven, Janet?

Gunner-Chan

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If I'm a robot then I wonder who the hell made me able to bleed and gave me mostly organic parts. That's seems rather inefficient.

Then there's the whole wanting to eat MZ thing.

... Zero get in my fucking oven this instant young man.
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MaximumZero

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More to the point,

Why do you have a five-foot tall oven, Janet?

Duh. ☼Dwarven Syrup Roasts☼

If I'm a robot then I wonder who the hell made me able to bleed and gave me mostly organic parts. That's seems rather inefficient.

Then there's the whole wanting to eat MZ thing.

... Zero get in my fucking oven this instant young man.
Not without the syrup.
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Gunner-Chan

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!!☼MaximumZero Meat Roasts☼!!
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Reudh

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Ahh, bay 12. One minute we're discussing weight and jeans sizes, the next minute we're planning to cook and eat one of our own.

This is why I love this forum.

Gunner-Chan

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You're next.
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MaximumZero

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Why would you put an hors d'ourve before the entree?
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How am I supposed to know? I'm a zombie not a cook.
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Reudh

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Why would you put an hors d'ourve before the entree?

I am no hors d'ouvre, I would be the main course! After all, I am nearly the same height as Janet. :P

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I...why are we arguing about who Janet should eat first and not running the hell away?
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Reudh

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I'm half a world away, I think I'm safe.

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I'm half a world away, I think I'm safe.
That's just what she wants you to think. (she's right behind you)
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