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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16190693 times)

kaenneth

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OK, So basically it would be a theater project to act out a summoning ritual, rewards would be like:

$1 have your name listed on stock paper
$10 have your name hand written
$25 have your name written in fine calligraphy, and receive a download of the video of the ceremony (if survived)
$100 have your name, and optionally that of a loved one  written upon gilt parchment in fine squid ink, get a DVD of the ceremony (if survived)
$5000 have you name tattooed (in small letters, not extra long gaga names please) upon the virgin offering. (*cough* me *cough*) and 2 DVDs

The Diety? Cthulhu. The Request? To be eaten first when he comes to devour all.
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...My fingers and forearms hurt. Why is this a good thing? I just spent the last few hours playing Rocksmith. Got three songs to the point of playing about half of the actual notes at full speed.

Also: Chords fucking hurt. Curse you, small hands. Y U GOOD AT PUNCHING BUT BAD AT GUITAR!?
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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OK, So basically it would be a theater project to act out a summoning ritual, rewards would be like:

$1 have your name listed on stock paper
$10 have your name hand written
$25 have your name written in fine calligraphy, and receive a download of the video of the ceremony (if survived)
$100 have your name, and optionally that of a loved one  written upon gilt parchment in fine squid ink, get a DVD of the ceremony (if survived)
$5000 have you name tattooed (in small letters, not extra long gaga names please) upon the virgin offering. (*cough* me *cough*) and 2 DVDs

The Diety? Cthulhu. The Request? To be eaten first when he comes to devour all.
This sounds scammy to me. Just saying :|
Like those pay-per-month services that will send a message to your loved ones after you get raptured.
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dangit, now how do I persuade my dad to do that? D:
Do you have cash? Go to the bank, buy a pre-paid debit card, buy stuff. Easy as pie!
Nope! :D All of my money is credited. As in, it's there, but in my parents' minds!
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OK, So basically it would be a theater project to act out a summoning ritual, rewards would be like:

$1 have your name listed on stock paper
$10 have your name hand written
$25 have your name written in fine calligraphy, and receive a download of the video of the ceremony (if survived)
$100 have your name, and optionally that of a loved one  written upon gilt parchment in fine squid ink, get a DVD of the ceremony (if survived)
$5000 have you name tattooed (in small letters, not extra long gaga names please) upon the virgin offering. (*cough* me *cough*) and 2 DVDs

The Diety? Cthulhu. The Request? To be eaten first when he comes to devour all.
This sounds scammy to me. Just saying :|
Like those pay-per-month services that will send a message to your loved ones after you get raptured.
I should totally set one of those up.
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Sirus

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OK, So basically it would be a theater project to act out a summoning ritual, rewards would be like:

$1 have your name listed on stock paper
$10 have your name hand written
$25 have your name written in fine calligraphy, and receive a download of the video of the ceremony (if survived)
$100 have your name, and optionally that of a loved one  written upon gilt parchment in fine squid ink, get a DVD of the ceremony (if survived)
$5000 have you name tattooed (in small letters, not extra long gaga names please) upon the virgin offering. (*cough* me *cough*) and 2 DVDs

The Diety? Cthulhu. The Request? To be eaten first when he comes to devour all.
This sounds scammy to me. Just saying :|
Like those pay-per-month services that will send a message to your loved ones after you get raptured.
I should totally set one of those up.
I'd be a terrible carny. I'd just feel bad taking money from the gullible.
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MaximumZero

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OK, So basically it would be a theater project to act out a summoning ritual, rewards would be like:

$1 have your name listed on stock paper
$10 have your name hand written
$25 have your name written in fine calligraphy, and receive a download of the video of the ceremony (if survived)
$100 have your name, and optionally that of a loved one  written upon gilt parchment in fine squid ink, get a DVD of the ceremony (if survived)
$5000 have you name tattooed (in small letters, not extra long gaga names please) upon the virgin offering. (*cough* me *cough*) and 2 DVDs

The Diety? Cthulhu. The Request? To be eaten first when he comes to devour all.
This sounds scammy to me. Just saying :|
Like those pay-per-month services that will send a message to your loved ones after you get raptured.
I should totally set one of those up.
I'd be a terrible carny. I'd just feel bad taking money from the gullible.
I'm a salesman, albeit an honest one. However, for this type of thing, it's not the gullible you target. It's the weak-willed. The gullible will get pissed off when they realize you tricked them. The weak-willed will just cry.
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MZ suddenly has an aura of evilness about him. D:
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Penguin abyss, Skyrunner.
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Fairly recently, I wrote a book and had it published.
The good part was that I wrote it in time, bad part is that it sucks (or at least, I could have written something better if I hadn't procrastinated so long).
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Fairly recently, I wrote a book and had it published.
The good part was that I wrote it in time, bad part is that it sucks (or at least, I could have written something better if I hadn't procrastinated so long).
Blame your editor he let it through :P

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I just coded exploding rock into DF.
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MZ suddenly has an aura of evilness about him. D:
I hide it behind my short, pudgy, fuzzy exterior. I'm like Teddy Ruxpin, but less horrifying.
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Skyrunner

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MZ suddenly has an aura of evilness about him. D:
I hide it behind my short, pudgy, fuzzy exterior. I'm like Teddy Ruxpin, but less horrifying.
That would explain a lot except I don't know who that Ruxpin chap is.
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MZ suddenly has an aura of evilness about him. D:
I hide it behind my short, pudgy, fuzzy exterior. I'm like Teddy Ruxpin, but less horrifying.
That would explain a lot except I don't know who that Ruxpin chap is.
Be enlightened, and somewhat horrified. That thing scared the hell out of children across the nation, once the batteries started to run low, and it slowed down just enough to give it a demonic voice. You could use any audio-cassette with it, but it was mostly for stories. I once made the mistake of putting "The Hobbit" in it. Unbeknownst to me at the time, the batteries were beginning to die, and just as the Trolls appeared, and it looked like Bilbo was going to be eaten, demon-voice took over. It's a good thing I'm a lucid dreamer.
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