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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16198086 times)

Scelly9

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You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Mego

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Just finished repairing my Xbox 360 Elite (original version). It works. I paid $55 total for the console and the parts needed to repair it. Hell yeah.

Knight of Fools

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Man, movies such as Abraham Lincoln vs the Zombies are awesome when you have a pun-off throughout the entire thing. I don't think we heard any of the dialogue that almost pretended to be serious.

Beginning of the story: Ab's mom gets infected, turns into a zombie, so his dad straps her up on their bed. Child Ab knows nothing of this, so he's out cutting wood when he hears his father shooting himself without explaining a darn thing to his son. Ab runs in where he sees his mom tied up in bed and his dad bleeding to death (He shot himself in the tummy, the moron). Dad says with his dying breath, "You have to finish it, son..." and dies. Ab then grabs a scythe lying around in his parents' bedroom(?!) and cuts off her head without a hint of hesitation.

I just imagined him saying, "I'm okay with this." Absolutely hilarious.
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Proud Member of the Zombie Horse Executioner Squad. "This Horse ain't quite dead yet."

I don't have a British accent, but I still did a YouTube.

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Fhoamy's rant on video games for E3

its a nice rant check it out
That was good.
That summarizes everything I have been trying to explain to people over the ages.

Bauglir

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The Legend of Korra keeps getting better, ever since they hit their low point in Episode 5.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Reudh

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my Platinum nuzlocke challenge is going swimmingly!

Only one real death in the team so far, and four overall. I'm up to the second gym.

Current members:

A'Tuin, TURTWIG, level 17.

Bronson, BUISEL, level 10.

Superbiett, SHINX, level 12.

Surtsey, GEODUDE, level 11.

Sarx, DUSTOX, level 11.

Gestank, SHELLOS, level 10.

Casualties:

Pugiletti, MACHOP, level 6 - 15.
Vemini, KRICKETOT, level 3 - 3.
Banshee, ZUBAT, level 3 - 7.
Herpetogeo, ONIX, level 6 - 7.

In box:

Kazza, ABRA, level 6.
Frankston, BIDOOF, level 4.

Ehndras

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Just returned from Aesthetic Perfection, X-RX, and Black Ops show with DJ Aengel and other local celebs mixing it up. Got drunk as fuck with the usual chick, danced like a maniac, engaged in intimate dancing, found her exboyfriend stalking me and was intimidating then super-friendly to him in the bathroom and scared him off(because nothing ends a proper fuck you like a super-nice 'it was a pleasure to meet you' before walking away and leaving the douchebag mumbling awkwardly), then had her hold my hand/arm on the walk back before falling asleep on my shoulder while hugging me the trip back via train.

I do believe this signals SUCCESS, motherf*cker.

I'm officially in!
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Ehndras, you are the prettiest man I have ever seen
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Damnit, Ehndras, stop having such an awesome time, you're making it that much harder for the rest of us.
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I too, have been recently having drunken antics with the GF. Also DVRed ponies+alcohol is just about one of the best things ever.
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Sheb

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I was at Stalker Chick's place yesterday (We're more or less BF/GF now) and she bought me a selection of fine trappist beer to help me chill-out after my days of studying. :) Awesome girl is awesome.
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bukitodinos

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Fhoamy's rant on video games for E3

its a nice rant check it out
That was good.
That summarizes everything I have been trying to explain to people over the ages.

yep i also found his Gay marriage rant. check it out
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I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Put the flag in the martini and were done!
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kaijyuu

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Week vacation, woo!


Plenty of time to relax and work on my personal projects.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

miauw62

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Had the most AWESOME game of tf2 in a long time.

My community organized this event, 9v9 highlander melee.
On arena. Highlander didnt end up too well, and we only reached 8 for each team, but it was so much fun.
Its quite a small community, but its filled with awesome guys that are all good in their class.
No fucks were given about highlander failing, we just did it and we had huge ****ing amounts of fun :D
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Truean

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Small child: "What's technology daddy?"
Answer from his father, "Technology is anything really cool that we have to get a new one if it breaks. That's why mommy tells you not to touch it.... And she yells at me if you DO touch it."
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THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQnDRBrU7Mk&feature=related
THIS THING
IT IS THE BEST THING
*Dancing nostalgia SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Also, Olimar is best DDR player. Forever.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.
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