On Scars: I have a couple dozen tiny scars all over my hands and arms. Most of them are very faded and I don't remember where they came from originally, but they've been there for years.
There's a decent scar on my right big toe, which I somehow sliced open on my bathtub's drain some time ago. It took me a while to notice it because I didn't feel the initial wound and, well, even a little blood looks like a metric fuckton of blood in a pool of water.
I actually have that through-the-eyebrow scar that everyone wants to have, but as I acquired it at the age of four (jumping around like a maniac, head, meet coffee table) it's mostly faded. I probably wouldn't even notice it if not for the fact that it creates a tiny gap in my eyebrow.
Both knees have their share of scars from years of falling on the playground.
There's what I can only describe as a crush scar on my right thumb, from when I got it crushed in the very heavy trunk lid of my father's Camaro in the midst of packing to move. As I was seven or eight, lifting the Camaro's trunk off of my thumb wasn't going to happen, so I screamed and jerked around trying to get it free for the ten seconds or so it took my father to hear me and reach the car. Nonetheless, the damage was done, none of my other scars quite look like it, and my thumb has never bent as easily since.
My largest scar is on my lower right leg and covers about a fourth of it. Suffice it to say that middle schoolers can come to think that playing tackle football in a wet parking lot sounds like a good idea, it is in fact a terrible idea, and curbs have a large and rough surface area.
Having contributed to the scar discussion, I originally came here to express my joy at having destroyed a couple hundred trashy romance novels in an industrial crusher today. They shall never again poison the shelves of my local thrift shop. I don't even know who donated them originally, and they've been there for months. Not one has ever sold. There were multiple copies of a few of them. Also, Trashy Romance Novel Cover Guy is always drawn the same way, except for the hair. The hair is either Executive Style or Fabio Style, every time.