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[Gunner-Chan]

It's okay guys. I'm engaged!

...

Doesn't stop me from having two other girlfriends and a boyfriend. And I wouldn't mind more =wx

[Sirus]

It's okay guys. I'm engaged!

...

Doesn't stop me from having two other girlfriends and a boyfriend. And I wouldn't mind more =wx

Stop being greedy D:

[Duke 2.0]

 On the opposite end of the spectrum of life, ain't nobody gonna beat my record of zero girlfriends

[Sirus]

On the opposite end of the spectrum of life, ain't nobody gonna beat my record of zero girlfriends

Tied.

[Bauglir]

I once had a girl I followed around in high school who wound up avoiding me for a year or so. Does that count as -1?

[kaijyuu]

I can beat it.

I've had two girls actively seek me out and I ran away in immature terror. That's like, -2 girlfriends.

[Duke 2.0]

Before having a wife

[GlyphGryph]

Damn it, Janet (I love you. I mean, no wait, fucking lyrics, get out of here), how can you even handle that many, I was overloading at three and two of those weren't even proper boyfriend/girlfriends but more low-obligation friends with a great many benefits.

I salute your superior interpersonal navigational skills.

* GlyphGryph salutes.

[Pnx]

It's okay guys. I'm engaged!

...

Doesn't stop me from having two other girlfriends and a boyfriend. And I wouldn't mind more =wx

Congrats! May your relationship(s) be long and joyful, and your cows fertile.

[Gunner-Chan]

I forget the most partners I ever had at once actually. Whatever it was it was during high school. I dunno Ill just say maybe 8 and not specify genders since I have no idea if it was even eight and if they were even mixed genders.

And since eight is a nice round number and it's likely close.

[GlyphGryph]

Janet has cows too!? Argh!

I am now...


mad jelly

[Gunner-Chan]

You jelly bro?

I think you jelly.

Bitches don't know about my pocket sized cows.

[GlyphGryph]

And since you got people wishing mad fertility at them all up in here, pretty soon you're gonna have EVEN MORE.

And yes I am jelly. I am so mad jelly, I could just... just... I could just type some random letters! QHAIFHOIHEPOFWENF

[Fenrir]

I have i girlfriends, because mine is imaginary.

[Bauglir]

Also, trying grog again. This time, only a little less than a quarter of a bottle of rum (and a little vodka cause I ran out of rum), lemon juice again, cinnamon, black sugar, honey, and raisins. I'm not sure if this qualifies as grog any more, it's getting a little fancy, but I expect success.