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[Aklyon]

That would be interesting to see.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Take more of it! MOAR! If you can get me down to 155 or even 130, I'd be in a more appropriate weight class.

But I'm already 109lbs, I feel so heavy D:

Why do I get this image of MaximumZero sitting at his desk with a blue portal around his waist, and MoM with an orange portal around hers? 

Better living through Aperture Science.

Someone should draw that. I'd use my part as my avatar, and MoM would use her part as hers.

That'd be awesome.

[MaximumZero]

Take more of it! MOAR! If you can get me down to 155 or even 130, I'd be in a more appropriate weight class.

But I'm already 109lbs, I feel so heavy D:

Why do I get this image of MaximumZero sitting at his desk with a blue portal around his waist, and MoM with an orange portal around hers? 

Better living through Aperture Science.

Someone should draw that. I'd use my part as my avatar, and MoM would use her part as hers.

That'd be awesome.

But I'm already 109lbs, I feel so heavy D:

...Add 100 lbs, and then you have me.

[GlyphGryph]

MZ, if you're losing all that weight anyway, I'm gonna send some of mine over to you, you're clearly better at losing it than me.

Though if you're just going to pass it right along to MoM, maybe I should just skip the middleman?

[Whitefoxsniper]

Well if the option is there I wouldn't mind giving any weight I do gain on to MoM either.

[Bauglir]

And that's how Bay12 decided to start shipping human body fat through customs. Over the course of a decade, a soap empire was born.

[Whitefoxsniper]

I thought we were using portals? More efficient that way, if a little more dangerous.

[MonkeyHead]

But I need my fat for helping me knock chumps over...

[GlyphGryph]

I still don't understand why they haven't invented a machine they can hook you up to and run your blood through that burns calories the same way the human body does. It just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me - it seems so straightforward!

Also, I think MonkeyHead just volunteered to be our second fat recipient.

[Loud Whispers]

I still don't understand why they haven't invented a machine they can hook you up to and run your blood through that burns calories the same way the human body does. It just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me - it seems so straightforward!

D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:<

Also, new cyriak

[MonkeyHead]

I still don't understand why they haven't invented a machine they can hook you up to and run your blood through that burns calories the same way the human body does. It just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me - it seems so straightforward!

Also, I think MonkeyHead just volunteered to be our second fat recipient.

*puts down pizza for a sec...*

Whats that you say?

*goes back to pizza*

[GlyphGryph]

Why all the D:< faces, LoWhi? I'm...not exactly sure what they are supposed to mean.

[Loud Whispers]

Such a machine would be unethical and wasteful in so many ways, and as fun as the imminent destruction of humanity sounds, it's something I'd much rather slow down a bit. I like being alive, it lets me feel things.

[MaximumZero]

It would be unethical to burn fat the lazy way?

[Gunner-Chan]

Oh my fuck. What the hell is going on here now?