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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16274556 times)

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75615 on: April 03, 2012, 10:09:34 am »

Ach, didn't laugh, feels gooooooooOooOoOOoood.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75616 on: April 03, 2012, 10:53:05 am »

So have this chocolate powder for making chocolate milk (suppose to help replace not having enough time to make a proper breakfast nutritionally) that actually tasted like chocolate milk when used (to me tastes just like the hershey syrup stuff if not better). Get the idea to try it in coffee. Its good in that to. Two birds, one stone.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75617 on: April 03, 2012, 11:12:07 am »

"People get all butthurt because their personal expectations aren't met and the law isn't how they think it should be. Democracy is the illusion that your opinion matters. This is not a consumer transaction and complaining will get you exactly the same in court as it gets everyone else: nothing. There are rules and a process, you follow them, you have a chance, you don't you're screwed."

~My lecture to a 19 year old thief. :)

I think it actually got through to him, because he stopped having so many damn behavioral problems in court.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75618 on: April 03, 2012, 11:35:46 am »

Got a letter yesterday about how the governor of New York signed a law that give qualifying "disadvantaged youths ages 16-24" (I'm 24, and qualify for "disadvantaged", according to the letter) who find a job get $300 and wherever they work gets a tax credit.

Although I'm not 100% sure I'm in the requirted district, it still seems like a pretty sweet deal. I think I like this governor. I could use a free $300. And a job.

(to me tastes just like the hershey syrup stuff if not better).
I actually have a can of that syrup. Haven't opened it yet, but I might want to try it in some coffee now. And I can make a hell of caffine bomb, too.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75619 on: April 03, 2012, 12:46:39 pm »

I found the Maple Leaf Rag. I was looking all over for that, but now I know the name and downloaded an mp3.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75620 on: April 03, 2012, 01:53:23 pm »

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75621 on: April 03, 2012, 02:01:43 pm »

Won a free lunch by knowing how to do my job. My boss had five tickets to a pizza fundraiser in a couple of weeks, and decided to give them out by doing technical trivia questions in email. Cue me and the top four smartest folks around here nailing all the questions while everyone else was either Googling furiously or just going "Durr wha?"

Questions ranged from "How do you determine the name of an asset from its IP address?" to "How do you configure [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] with a minimal number of [REDACTED]?"  :D
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75622 on: April 03, 2012, 02:12:31 pm »

Questions ranged from "How do you determine the name of an asset from its IP address?" to "How do you configure [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] with a minimal number of [REDACTED]?"  :D

You work for the SCP foundation?
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75623 on: April 03, 2012, 02:19:27 pm »

Questions ranged from "How do you determine the name of an asset from its IP address?" to "How do you configure [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] with a minimal number of [REDACTED]?"  :D

You work for the SCP foundation?

In which case, he might not want that free lunch.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75624 on: April 03, 2012, 02:21:57 pm »

RP session I'm in somehow ended up with bruce wayne in a gaudy dress.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75625 on: April 03, 2012, 02:22:28 pm »

RP session I'm in somehow ended up with bruce wayne in a gaudy dress.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75626 on: April 03, 2012, 02:22:50 pm »

In which case, he might not want that free lunch.

Dr ____: "How do you feel now that you've eaten the pizza?"

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Agent ______ proceeded to [REDACTED] after [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75627 on: April 03, 2012, 02:25:41 pm »

RP session I'm in somehow ended up with bruce wayne in a gaudy dress.

SHARE. NOW.

Wasn't actually bruce, tbh. My character has a psychic effect to change how she looks. Too bad it doesn't work on what she's wearing.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75628 on: April 03, 2012, 02:25:55 pm »

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75629 on: April 03, 2012, 02:32:41 pm »

Questions ranged from "How do you determine the name of an asset from its IP address?" to "How do you configure [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] with a minimal number of [REDACTED]?"  :D

You work for the SCP foundation?

In which case, he might not want that free lunch.
It's all good. They said it came out of 261.

No, some of the questions regarded surveillance and tactical gear.
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