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[Truean]

That is a dangerous power you have acquired there, Truean. Even great minds will be given pause when confronted with non-sense evasions. Small minds could break under its influence.

Use it wisely, and break all the small minds you can.

Break them.

[curtsy]

The worst part is, I'm not wrong, but I should be....

[RedKing]

1940 US Census data released to the public today! (*cue Snoopy happy dance*)


Of course, most of it has yet to be scanned in by the Mormons, and it's completely unindexed, but still...
For a semi-pro genealogist like myself, this is like getting a DF major update: all kinda of new content, going to be buggy and frustrating as hell for the first few weeks, but you're also likely to burn 8-10 hours straight delving into it with a feverish grin...

[Reudh]

I love genealogy.

[Duke 2.0]

Insulting Jerk: "What are you a virgin or something?" (raises voice on "virgin")

Generally followed by "You gay or something"

Doesn't help with what my explanation is.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The correct response is always to begin hitting on them, regardless of your sexual orientation.

[Fenrir]

Generally followed by "You gay or something"

“Are you—hitting on me, sir?”
Further, if he should insist that he was not:
“No need to be embarrassed; I am open minded—flattered, really, but I do not swing that way. So sorry.”

FAKEEDIT: I hath been the “Ninja’d”.

[jc6036]

I am slowly but surely converting my group of close friends into bronies.  One by one, I'm introducing them to the show and convincing them to watch just one episode, and then they get hooked and ask for more.


*cackles in an evil tone*

The initiation of my friends into homestuck has begun recently as well.  There will be many obscure references, and it will be glorious.

[Scelly9]

Generally followed by "You gay or something"

“Are you—hitting on me, sir?”
Further, if he should insist that he was not:
“No need to be embarrassed; I am open minded—flattered, really, but I do not swing that way. So sorry.”

FAKEEDIT: I hath been the “Ninja’d”.

Or, alternatively, "No need to be embarrassed, how about saturday at seven?

[JoshuaFH]

Generally followed by "You gay or something"

“Are you—hitting on me, sir?”
Further, if he should insist that he was not:
“No need to be embarrassed; I am open minded—flattered, really, but I do not swing that way. So sorry.”

FAKEEDIT: I hath been the “Ninja’d”.

I wanna make snappy comebacks, but I'm always afraid I'll say them to the wrong person and get slugged in the face.

[Flying Dice]

Generally followed by "You gay or something"

“Are you—hitting on me, sir?”
Further, if he should insist that he was not:
“No need to be embarrassed; I am open minded—flattered, really, but I do not swing that way. So sorry.”

FAKEEDIT: I hath been the “Ninja’d”.

Or, alternatively, "No need to be embarrassed, how about saturday at seven?

This is also my standard response.

[Scelly9]

Nice.

[Flying Dice]

What's even better is if they know me a little bit, enough to know that I'm completely uninterested in one night stands/hooking up/friends with benefits/dating/serious relationships/whatever, as long as I keep a pokerface on, I can really mess with their mind.

[alway]

After staying up all night last night, I went to bed at 4PM; now I'm planning on staying awake today from 2AM til midnight. Which means not only did I manage to get more time to do stuff, but I will have moved my sleep cycle back by 4 hours. Yay for killing all the birds in a 5 mile radius with 1 stone.

[Putnam]

From Steve Blum's facebook:

Adult Swim says... Want it back? Let us know. #BringBackToonami Tell a friend! https://twitter.com/#!/adultswim

[MaximumZero]

Generally followed by "You gay or something"

“Are you—hitting on me, sir?”
Further, if he should insist that he was not:
“No need to be embarrassed; I am open minded—flattered, really, but I do not swing that way. So sorry.”

FAKEEDIT: I hath been the “Ninja’d”.

I wanna make snappy comebacks, but I'm always afraid I'll say them to the wrong person and get slugged in the face.

The obvious answer, then, is to preface each snappy comeback with a jaw-shattering right cross. They can't hit you if you KTFO them.