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[JoshuaFH]

Just ate Magnum Ice cream, classic flavor (the brand just got here a few days ago).

It's... it's... divine! Tastes like heaven, with all that belgian-chocolatey coating goodness and thick vanilla ice cream.

Too bad it's quite expensive here, or maybe not, since I might get diabetes if I overeat.

Pshaw, expensive. Luxuries are meant to feel luxurious. Doesn't mean to indulge, but enjoy what you can.

I hate how my Mom buys the cheap cheap gallon of ice cream whenever she gets the chance. I can't stand that shit.

[rarborman]

Something you dont normally think about when eating icecream, even if similar brandname, condoms.
Also very naughty inference with icecream and condoms there.

I like Blue moon.
=P

[Vorthon]

Just found out you can attach joints to NPCs in Happy Wheels. Let's just say that rocket-propelled children make me giggle.

[scriver]

EDIT: Also, damn you lactose-tolerant mutants. With your cheese-eating superpowers.
(Fun fact: the ability to digest lactose in adulthood is thought to be the result of a mutation which occurred in northern European populations some 10,000-20,000 years ago)

We know. In fact, this what proves the Aryan race superior to all other - our ability to steal milk from calves! And with it we shall rule the world! MOOHAHAHAHAHA

[Johuotar]

I remember when I couldnt imagine that people could live without drinking milk. Like their bones would shatter from slightest hit or something. Apparently I just had been brainwashed by my parents.

Now world feels so big and scary, it used to feel smaller and less alien.

[Nadaka]

...
Now world feels so big and scary, it used to feel smaller and less alien.

That kind of talk belongs in the sad thread.

[Johuotar]

Hmm well, its also less boring to know that not everyones diet consist of nothing but milk and potatoes.

[Burnt Pies]

This.


I'm scarred for life

[Ottofar]

Random people complimenting me on my piano playing.

[Ultimuh]

This.


I'm scarred for life

If that scarred you for life, you would be utterly destroyed by Cyriak's creations.
Or worse yet.. The Never Ending Story 3

[Scelly9]

The Never Ending Story 3

GET IT AWAY
Couldn't even get through the first one.

[Vorthon]

I liked the cartoon. Dammit, now I'm probably gonna go digging through all those old VHS tapes tonight. >_<

Nostalgia, though art truly a double-edged sword...

[Ultimuh]

The Never Ending Story 3

GET IT AWAY
Couldn't even get through the first one.

What do you mean?

The first one was great.
The second one was Meh.
The third.. oh gods.. where do I begin.. The Nostalgia Critic pretty much sums it up well.

[Tidal]

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalcor!

All I could think through the end of the first was, "How are they breathing?"

[Scelly9]

The Never Ending Story 3

GET IT AWAY
Couldn't even get through the first one.

What do you mean?

The first one was great.
The second one was Meh.
The third.. oh gods.. where do I begin.. The Nostalgia Critic oporetty much sums it up well.

I'm talking about the movie. It was not good.