Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 4803 4804 [4805] 4806 4807 ... 13332

Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16257488 times)

Phantom of The Library

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PRONE_TO: SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCES]
    • View Profile
Re: [>))))] [>))))]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72060 on: February 20, 2012, 12:02:54 pm »

Just learned about forum derp, so wishes do come true...
Ah, but you wished for it to be six years ago, not three.
Out of interest though, what was it like?
Logged
Gnosis - Torn Ajar -- Text Suggestion Games.
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

GlyphGryph

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72061 on: February 20, 2012, 12:07:27 pm »

A tale of tragedy becomes a tale of victory.

My day has been... interesting:
Take train to Boston from, take bus home. Really, really need to use the toilet.
Run home, reach door, discover that door... is locked. And Jen, in New Hampshire, has the keys. Okay, I think, front door.
Foyer door is locked as well. Can't get get into the front hallway. Need to use bathroom bad. Okay, I think... I can get into the Foyer from the basement.
Go around to the back, open storm doors, fight through mass of webs and spiders, get basement door open, work my way through the pitch blackness of the basement and up the stairs in to the hallway. Sweet, I'm in! Now, onto the...
Why is the door to the hallway locked.
We NEVER lock the door to the hallway.
Shit.
WAIT. I remember making fun of this doors use as a barrier because the bolts were on the outside. I try everything I can to pry the bolts out, but I've got nothing really suited for the purpose. They aren't budging.
I take out my emergency paperclip, starting to get desperate. I need to go, REALLY bad. Thread it around the bolt - if I pull, it should open... except it's too short to pull. Can't get a grip. And then I drop it down the heating vent.

I stand there for a moment, just looking at it.

Okay, not time to give up yet. I unlock the front door, step out onto the porch, and begin trying windows. Everyone I can reach is secure. Except... Six feet off the ground, there's the tiny window to the bathroom. 2 feet wide, less than that tall, at least the part that can open. But I remember us joking about it missing the screen. Was it locked? I was running out of options, and I didn't need to use the bathroom for something I'd be comfortable doing behind the house. It HAD to work.
So what do I have to prop me up? A turned over flower vase lets me reach the window and... YES. It opens.

I'm done yet though - it's still way up there. And very small. I don't even know if I can fit through it. I look around for a way to make my height pile bigger. Trashcan? Collapses. Damn. Gotta use our deck table. Out incredibly unstable, wobbly deck table. I climb onto to it, clinging to the window. It's still high enough that I can barely get me chest up to it. But I'm driven by need now - I climb!

And get stuck. There's not enough rooms to get my arms through - my shoulders fill the entire thing, and I've got nothing to press off to get further in. Well, fuck. After wiggling back out, I turn my experience crawling through caves to my advantage - I know if I can throw myself up, I go both arms first and do a half twist, and be able to slide in - assuming my arms are strong enough to do all the work. It's been a while. And I'm going to half to jump to manage it, and jump hard. The table I was on wasn't going to survive that without going flying, no question. But what choice did I have?

Breath. Jump. Twist. Scrabble for purchase - catch the end of the sink with one hand. Ignore the curtain - Jen will kill me if I pull that down. Okay, got through up to my chest, and... definitely dangling. I still don't even know if I can fit my hips through this thing - but at this point, I'm committed. I try to pull myself through. My legs brace themselves against the wall, I walk my ass up, and slide through to my hips.

Shit. Why didn't I take the stuff out of my pockets? I pull. I twist. And... it's giving. But there's a no problem - where the hell am I going to GO? If I pull myself in any more, I've got nothing to grip.

Fine. Have to do it in one go then - pull, put arms out, dive head first into the floor and hope it works out.

Yank, yank, yank, sliiiiiiiideCRASH.

Oh god it hurts. I stand up. Close the window. But I made it. I actually made it. Sitting down on the toilet, I can only think quietly to myself.

"Winning!"

I'm like absurdly proud of myself right now.
Logged

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72062 on: February 20, 2012, 12:10:32 pm »

Impressive!

... also another object lesson on why to never leave a place of residence without a (much easier than that!) way back in :P
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Shook

  • Bay Watcher
  • ◦ ◡ ◦
    • View Profile
    • DeviantArt page
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72063 on: February 20, 2012, 12:16:01 pm »

THAT

Is the most epic journey to a dump(???) ever. Well played, very well indeed!
Logged
Twitter i guess
also deviantART page
Quote from: Girlinhat
It may be worthwhile to have the babies fall into ring of fortifications or windows, to prevent anyone from catching and saving them.
Quote
[01:27] <Octomobile> MMM THATS GOOD FIST BUTTER

rarborman

  • Bay Watcher
  • Penguin Dungonmaster
    • View Profile
    • dice
Re: [>))))] [>))))]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72064 on: February 20, 2012, 12:21:43 pm »

Story  reminds me of climbing in my mothers house windows, if you've ever clawed into a 6x8 inch basement window you find jumping through windows easy from then on.

6 year ago was scary, VN my overshadower, and flat Df, 3 year ago would much better suit me less changes.
Logged
"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

SalmonGod

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nyarrr
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72065 on: February 20, 2012, 12:22:10 pm »

Witnessing an orgy of violence as an accursed ash cloud just swept through my pastures, turning all my 80 or so of my livestock and a nearby flock of raven men into thralls.  They're all ripping each other to pieces now and coming back as zombies. 

There are huge streaks of blood and body parts all over the place.  I think a couple of my bunnies somehow got thrown way up in the air, because as I was watching, they suddenly fell out of the sky and exploded on the ground.
That, or the "evil region material rain" chose bunnies for its material. Which would be awesome.

My last embark was constantly raining or snowing dwarf blood.  Whole surface was pure crimson all the time.  I was guessing rain had to be liquid materials?  If it could rain bunnies from the sky... insanity.  Just plain awesome insanity.  So far it's only been two bunnies, though.  Not quite a rain.  I still have no idea how it happened.

Wow.  So apparently the cursed ash leaves a tainted residue on everything... or something... because I sent my people above ground to see if they could retrieve some supplies, and they instantly became thralls as well.

Next!
Logged
In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

Phantom of The Library

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PRONE_TO: SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCES]
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72066 on: February 20, 2012, 12:31:56 pm »

I take out my emergency paperclip,
Thank you for reminding me that I need a new one.
Logged
Gnosis - Torn Ajar -- Text Suggestion Games.
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

SirAaronIII

  • Bay Watcher
  • Western Romanticist
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72067 on: February 20, 2012, 12:59:42 pm »

Heheheh, nice.
Logged
"I want to watch the sun setting below the horizon, thinking about my significance in this world. That's my dream."

Knight of Fools

  • Bay Watcher
  • From Start to Beginning
    • View Profile
    • Knight of Fools
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72068 on: February 20, 2012, 02:25:41 pm »

I was reading up on some Visual Basic for a project due today. The book's talking about comparing letters and words to each other - Basically, if a letter is further down the alphabet than another one, it's "greater than" a word with a lesser value.

I realized that if I did this with my RL name, Zach, my name would come out "greater than" almost anyone else's name.

I liked programming before I realized this, but now that it's appealing to my ego, I love it.
Logged
Proud Member of the Zombie Horse Executioner Squad. "This Horse ain't quite dead yet."

I don't have a British accent, but I still did a YouTube.

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72069 on: February 20, 2012, 02:30:07 pm »

I just realized there's a minute possibility that, far into a dystopia future of resource scarcity, spam (of the electronic sense) may be made a death-sentence level crime of energy misuse.

That's kinda' a cheerful thought.
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Knight of Fools

  • Bay Watcher
  • From Start to Beginning
    • View Profile
    • Knight of Fools
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72070 on: February 20, 2012, 02:38:20 pm »

If that were the case, the same would apply to playing video games and watching Youtube videos. :(
Logged
Proud Member of the Zombie Horse Executioner Squad. "This Horse ain't quite dead yet."

I don't have a British accent, but I still did a YouTube.

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72071 on: February 20, 2012, 02:47:03 pm »

Yeah, there'd be downsides. I can seperate the sad of no video games from the happy of hung hydroponic'd live spam peddlers.
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Heliman

  • Bay Watcher
  • I knew you were coming. Nonetheless, welcome.
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72072 on: February 20, 2012, 03:02:06 pm »

I got more gol gappa today! To date it's the best food i've ever seen come out of india that didn't result in a visit from ole montezuma' revenge
Logged

freeformschooler

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72073 on: February 20, 2012, 03:22:44 pm »

I've coordinated and put most of the work into a collaborative speech project for a public speaking class at my local community college.

I'm in high school. The other project members are grown men and women.
Logged

Zona

  • Bay Watcher
  • SEE YOU SOON
    • View Profile
Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #72074 on: February 20, 2012, 03:48:45 pm »

The Idle Thumbs podcast is coming back! They put up a kickstarter and met their 30k goal in Two Hours.
Logged
Those lucky dwarves, despite the risk of being stabbed, shots, poisoned, eaten, mauled, enslaved, eviscerated or involved in accidents... at least they don’t have to worry about immediate dangers like the heat death of the universe.
Pages: 1 ... 4803 4804 [4805] 4806 4807 ... 13332