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[Darvi]

OH GOGDAMMIT OWLGA.

I wanted to use such an avatar. T_T

Anyways, I'M GONNA DRINK THIS BOTTLE OF PULCO NOW OMNOMNOM wait wrong soundeffect GLUBGLUBGLUB.

[Vector]

Wait how is french toast made like that Traitor toast? I'm confused and somewhat laughing at the implications.

Imagine, if you will, a slice of scrumptious Freedom Toast.  And then, imagine it sullied by the insolently clandestine puppetry of Kraut bread.  Your first bite, backed fully by an assumption of mouth-watering, Fully American breadstuffs soaked in American Chicken Product, betrayed.  Can you taste the cabbage slathered in egg yet?  Can you taste the vinegar?  And can you hear the German officers sniggering as you fall head-first into their devilish trap?

TRAITOR TOAST

[RedKing]

Thing is, stollen's pretty tasty except for all the fruits and shit.

Y U MESS UP GOOD BREAD WIF FRUIT, KRAUTS?

[Owlga]

Oh now I get it. Stollen is the name for that bread stuff Rozy's sister buys a lot of. Damn why didn't I ever think of french toasting it?

[Ultimuh]

I got Sky~rim! I got sky~rim!
Install~ing riiii~ght now!

[Aklyon]

Finally got something better than a slowpoke of a crossbow in FE, even if it takes forever to make the ammo for such.

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[Siquo]

Sinterklaas is in town. We get our presents earlier than the rest of the world

[Darvi]

What already? We only get presents on the 6th December ;_; Nevermind that I'm already too old for that.

[Bauglir]

Imagine, if you will, a slice of scrumptious Freedom Toast.  And then, imagine it sullied by the insolently clandestine puppetry of Kraut bread.  Your first bite, backed fully by an assumption of mouth-watering, Fully American breadstuffs soaked in American Chicken Product, betrayed.  Can you taste the cabbage slathered in egg yet?  Can you taste the vinegar?  And can you hear the German officers sniggering as you fall head-first into their devilish trap?

TRAITOR TOAST

Ah, so you disrespect the glorious Fatheroven? You have fallen prey to the deceitful French side of the kitchen?

Do you resent the seizure of the Quiche-Lorraine? Do I have to invade neutral waffles to settle this matter? Am I destined to be humiliated by the Treaty of Pearsailles? Is it to be culinary war, where once we had peas?

EDIT: Also, the fruit is the best part, except for the marzipan rope which is even better. RedKing you are crazy, says the man who just made a bunch of World War cooking puns.

[RedKing]

Imagine, if you will, a slice of scrumptious Freedom Toast.  And then, imagine it sullied by the insolently clandestine puppetry of Kraut bread.  Your first bite, backed fully by an assumption of mouth-watering, Fully American breadstuffs soaked in American Chicken Product, betrayed.  Can you taste the cabbage slathered in egg yet?  Can you taste the vinegar?  And can you hear the German officers sniggering as you fall head-first into their devilish trap?

TRAITOR TOAST

Ah, so you disrespect the glorious Fatheroven? You have fallen prey to the deceitful French side of the kitchen?

Do you resent the seizure of the Quiche-Lorraine? Do I have to invade neutral waffles to settle this matter? Am I destined to be humiliated by the Treaty of Pearsailles? Is it to be culinary war, where once we had peas?

Beware the rapacious Pun, and his Pickle-haube!

And I virtually never eat fruit.

[Darvi]

CAN it guys! Or else the puns will become a PANdemic.

[Lectorog]

I never thought I'd be so happy to get a C+. 158/200 was better than I expected to get out of that train wreck of a History project.

I hope my Gothic story "The Black Cravat" goes over well in my English class. It was fun to write, that's certain.

And I'm un-banned from playing Skyrim, so it's time to go shout at some dragons.

EDIT: Also I just ordered six hundred odd stainless steel rings. Chainmail will give me something to do in the CRUSHING EXPANSE OF TIME that I now face.

Great! Some advice, though: If you can build yourself a winding mandrel, purchasing wire and making your own rings is way cheaper, and doesn't take much longer once you get good at it.

Actually, the rings only cost about 1.5x the price of the raw wire; and it definitely saves time. Even if you're quick with winding and cutting, you'll probably spend about a quarter of your time making the rings. And if you don't have a good way to make a flat cut, then ordering the rings is the only option there. I like to make my own, all the same.

[Blargityblarg]

EDIT: Also I just ordered six hundred odd stainless steel rings. Chainmail will give me something to do in the CRUSHING EXPANSE OF TIME that I now face.

Great! Some advice, though: If you can build yourself a winding mandrel, purchasing wire and making your own rings is way cheaper, and doesn't take much longer once you get good at it.

Actually, the rings only cost about 1.5x the price of the raw wire; and it definitely saves time. Even if you're quick with winding and cutting, you'll probably spend about a quarter of your time making the rings. And if you don't have a good way to make a flat cut, then ordering the rings is the only option there. I like to make my own, all the same.

Yeah, that was basically my rationale, and since I'm not making that much chainmail, I can absorb the cost pretty easily.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Huzzah for shops throwing out food that goes out of date.

[Duke 2.0]

 It's actually absurd how much food goes to waste that way. Food banks around here have warehouses of surplus food from local businesses.

 It does sorta frustrate me that so much food is available at absurd prices and this is only available in the Maryland/DC area. It seems like something easily reproducible in other countries. I do want you to marvel over a $1 whole Turkey.