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[Jackrabbit]

I just learned I'm not going to be a dad.

So hey, this has been a weird year.

[Duke 2.0]

I just learned I'm not going to be a dad.

So hey, this has been a weird year.

If this was about the close call from earlier: Cool to hear that didn't spiral out of control

If this is a new thing: Good... on ya bro?

[Vector]

I just learned I'm not going to be a dad.

So hey, this has been a weird year.

M-more details on this?

[Jackrabbit]

Long story short, condoms can break. Be careful when using condoms. I love my girlfriend dearly but there is no way I'm having a child before I'm at least 25 and an 85% success rate on morning after pills combined with having to wait a month to see if it's worked has not done wonders for my stress.

But it did, and hey, lesson learned.

[Dakk]

They're remaking the berserk anime and some manga arcs into a series of movies that will start being released on january 2012.

Jizz everywhere

[kaijyuu]

No clue if this is real or not, but bwahahaha

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.




The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

BONUS QUESTION:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

Of course, the corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

[Vector]

They're remaking the berserk anime and some manga arcs into a series of movies that will start being released on january 2012.

Jizz everywhere

Well, damn.  I just want to read the original manga, though.  And have more time for everything.


Started playing a little bit of FFIV, though, which is nice--I've never played it before, or even read any spoilers.  Nostalgia for my early childhood.

[Dakk]

The manga itself is pretty good, far more fucked up and violent then the anime was, not to mention absurdly long. There's an english translation floating on the web somewhere.

[Vector]

The manga itself is pretty good, far more fucked up and violent then the anime was, not to mention absurdly long. There's an english translation floating on the web somewhere.

Will buy it for myself in Japanese as a graduation gift or somesuch :I

[Ultimuh]

Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure became even more epic!

[Max White]

Reading 'A hat full of sky'... My god, could this be the only creature more dwarfy than a dwarf?!?

[Rose]

Reading 'A hat full of sky'... My god, could this be the only creature more dwarfy than a dwarf?!?

Crivens!

[Aqizzar]

Started playing a little bit of FFIV, though, which is nice--I've never played it before, or even read any spoilers.  Nostalgia for my early childhood.

I hope you're playing the original SNES version, or the PSX rerelease.  The GBA one changed some stuff I wasn't comfortable with, not least being the translations and the addition of a bunch of Superboss endgame stuff that I feel detracted from the proper feel of the ending (letting you play with characters who... shouldn't be there, for instance).  It's a really good game though, maybe better than FF6 in pure gameplay terms.

Just watch out for the wall.  You'll know it when you see it.

[Ultimuh]

Started playing a little bit of FFIV, though, which is nice--I've never played it before, or even read any spoilers.  Nostalgia for my early childhood.

I hope you're playing the original SNES version, or the PSX rerelease.  The GBA one changed some stuff I wasn't comfortable with, not least being the translations and the addition of a bunch of Superboss endgame stuff that I feel detracted from the proper feel of the ending (letting you play with characters who... shouldn't be there, for instance).  It's a really good game though, maybe better than FF6 in pure gameplay terms.

Just watch out for the wall.  You'll know it when you see it.

Hmm.. which wall.. ooh.. THAT wall.. I remember it well.
Any way..

Spoiler: SPOILER TIME (click to show/hide)

Try suplex the ghostly train.

 

[Max White]

Just watch out for the wall.  You'll know it when you see it.

That thing was such a bitch... Fucking architecture, how does it work?