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[Simmura McCrea]

Wow, you're trying to lose like two thirds of my body weight, and I'm ~3 inches taller than you.

[MaximumZero]

That's what I get for being so sedentary. I need to get back into shape, if only for longevity's sake.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I'll take some of your weight if you want, I could do with gaining 70 lbs or so.

[RedKing]

And one mooooooore thing!

[/jackie chan adventures uncle voice]

When I left the monkhood, my weight was as low as 105 pounds. I'm 5 ft 8 inches.

I still have no body fat and am up to 125 pounds with constant eating and working out.

If you want some of my beef, good ser, and can pay shipping, I'll mail it to you. I have to cut 70+ lbs to get back into the right weight class. ;_;

...seventy pounds is ridiculous. Like, 25 is a lot. But being expected to change your weight by 70 pounds? That's... unreasonable unless you're massively obese (like talking 350+) or you're considering liposuction.

(I say these things out of pure imagination--I don't know how regularly people lose that much poundage and don't claim to know much about weight loss.)

What defines the "right" weight class? Are you too heavy for heavyweight?

25 is a lot, but I never set modest goals for myself. If I did that, I may actually reach some of them. I want to get back into the Cruiserweight/Super Lightweight division of my local fight club, which is 135lbs. Right now, I'd be in the Heavyweight division, where I'd get mauled before I could ever think of getting inside on someone, because of my distinct lack of height and reach. Fighting with the Middleweights (180lbs) is a much more attainable goal, but I'd rather get down to at least Lightweight (155lbs).

For comparison's sake, I'm 5'1" tall.

No wonder your facepunching is so effective. Low center of gravity.

[Max White]

About a half of my weight, and fuck it, I have no idea how tall I am with your imperial numbers.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

If we're doing the bodyweight thing, you're trying to lose an entire me, and then a bit.
And I'm about 5 in taller.

[RedKing]

About a half of my weight, and fuck it, I have no idea how tall I am with your imperial numbers.

For some reason, when I read this the Imperial March started playing in my head. 
"I find your lack of antiquated measurement units....disturbing."

[MaximumZero]

I'll take some of your weight if you want, I could do with gaining 70 lbs or so.

I'd give it to you, but neither of us can afford shipping.

About a half of my weight, and fuck it, I have no idea how tall I am with your imperial numbers.

I'm ~155cm tall.

[Max White]

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to base 12.

[Trapezohedron]

It's going to be Halloween on my place in a few minutes now.

Happy Halloween...

[Max White]

Oh that is right... I mean we don't really do anything for it over here, but what ever, any reason to eat junk food.

HaPpY hAlOwEeN }=o)

[Trapezohedron]

Oh, and don't forget to turn the lights off.

[RedKing]

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to base 12.

It just dawned on me...General Dodonna described the exhaust port on the Death Star as two meters wide. Now we know what the Galactic Civil War was really all about...metric vs. Imperial.   

[Max White]

...


My hand. I can't pull it out of my face. You win good sir, but was it really worth it?

[MaximumZero]

Scratch that. I lose all the nerd cred. All of it.