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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16318758 times)

Simmura McCrea

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #64995 on: October 26, 2011, 10:00:23 am »
Someone beat you to that joke already, alway.
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #64996 on: October 26, 2011, 10:08:03 am »
According to this gematria calculator I found:

Elizabeth Bennett = 942 = "Deceiver of Men"
Mr. Darcy = 598 = "The False Prophet"
Jane Austen = 660 (in the English gematria) = Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Apollyon and Minnesota.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #64997 on: October 26, 2011, 10:09:56 am »
Minnesota?!  Fuck!  It's all over!  Goodbye, sweet flour-pastry universe!
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #64998 on: October 26, 2011, 10:13:47 am »
Quote from: RedKing on October 26, 2011, 10:08:03 am
According to this gematria calculator I found:

Elizabeth Bennett = 942 = "Deceiver of Men"
Mr. Darcy = 598 = "The False Prophet"
Jane Austen = 660 (in the English gematria) = Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Apollyon and Minnesota.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

That is one of the most absurd things I have ever seen. "MaximumZero = Assault and Battery" indeed.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #64999 on: October 26, 2011, 10:16:56 am »
Simmura is the antichrist, satellites and Burger King. Also, Turok, hermaphrodite, Reggae Music Aaa (wtf), Ima drink more beer, Demonic Fascist, the genetic code of life and the germatria of the bible.
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65000 on: October 26, 2011, 10:19:14 am »
So you've figured out Minnesota's evil plan eh? YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, WE HAVE THE POWER OF SATAN WITH US!
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65001 on: October 26, 2011, 10:19:54 am »
And the LORD spake, "They shall fall into wickedness and idolatry in the place of many lakes, and they shall pray unto an idol which is in the likeness of a golden gopher, that they should defeat their neighbors, the Michiganites. But their idol is a false god, and their prayers will go unheard. And they shall gnash their teeth and wear sackcloth and ashes and partake of the fish that should not be.

EDIT: Sweet....RedKing=Barack Obama. I guess my secret is out.
Also, I'm Marduk, Hermes, Mohammad, Zohar, Amun Ra, and....Firebeard.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2011, 10:25:48 am by RedKing »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65002 on: October 26, 2011, 10:22:32 am »
Which Michiganites, though?
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65003 on: October 26, 2011, 10:37:31 am »
Simple Exercise
Simple Product
Austan Dean Goolsbee
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Turtle F L E E Ron   
H E R Zit A H
And Fire, And Pillars Of Smoke   
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H A I R Y Harm D O L L
A N A L E E Legless Butt
S Sad F A R T S

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65004 on: October 26, 2011, 10:38:24 am »
I just slept for 12 hours. Never before has that felt good at the end of it. I needed this.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65005 on: October 26, 2011, 10:40:19 am »
Vector=Sarah Palin Breast Implants

What?...
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65006 on: October 26, 2011, 11:04:30 am »
... there's no part of that equivalency that makes sense, no matter how you parse it.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65007 on: October 26, 2011, 11:11:38 am »
Sarah Palin has sentient breast implants that attend Berkley university and write crappy yaoi hetalia fanfic?  :o ??? :-\
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65008 on: October 26, 2011, 11:19:19 am »
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In bug news, the zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age and he fled into the hills.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65009 on: October 26, 2011, 11:41:02 am »
Quote from: Phmcw on October 26, 2011, 11:19:19 am
Giant supercritical water-world exo-planet. That is all.

Fuck.

We need to see this. Seriously. It's 41 light-years away... how long will it take to send a probe?
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