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[iceball3]

Next thing you know, an anthropomorphic dog breaks down a small section of the wall, hops in the room, and yells out "AWKWAAAARD!!!" to no one in particular.
Or at least, that's what would be awesome if it happened.

[Jopax]

Made myself some mashed potatoes with cheese, pretty darn good for a first time

[Cthulhu]

It's my birfday!

[Jackrabbit]

I just got cockblocked by God.

There's this guy, right? And I've recently gotten over a rather destructive period that ruined a relationship with a close friend of mine and rendered me unable to work up the will to get into dating for the last six months or so. And I just got over it and the world seems so much brighter.

But anyway, this guy. He's gay and likes me, possibly more than I deserve. And hell, I like him. He's kind, and sweet, and funny, and caring and he's passionate about doing good, helping others, making this world a better place.

And he's going to be a Catholic priest. But if there's anyone the Church needs, desperately needs, it's him. It is him in so many ways. I haven't the heart to tell him I'm agnostic, but I see the place for faith, and I know that people need people like him. And given the state of the Church right now, they need him more than anyone.

So I guess it's not so much God doing the cockblocking as it is a higher purpose. Jeez, I feel special.

e: also happy birthday, Cthulhu. Don't stop a-rocking to the sound of the screams.

[Lysabild]

I just got cockblocked by God.

There's this guy, right? And I've recently gotten over a rather destructive period that ruined a relationship with a close friend of mine and rendered me unable to work up the will to get into dating for the last six months or so. And I just got over it and the world seems so much brighter.

But anyway, this guy. He's gay and likes me, possibly more than I deserve. And hell, I like him. He's kind, and sweet, and funny, and caring and he's passionate about doing good, helping others, making this world a better place.

And he's going to be a Catholic priest. But if there's anyone the Church needs, desperately needs, it's him. It is him in so many ways. I haven't the heart to tell him I'm agnostic, but I see the place for faith, and I know that people need people like him. And given the state of the Church right now, they need him more than anyone.

So I guess it's not so much God doing the cockblocking as it is a higher purpose. Jeez, I feel special.

e: also happy birthday, Cthulhu. Don't stop a-rocking to the sound of the screams.

How will him experiencing love stop him from priesting? If anything, you'd make him a better priest imo, but I'm from a lutheran place, so..

Also, hope you'll have a nice day Cthulhu.

[Jackrabbit]

I think he's starting the celibate thing early, and having known what happened to me he doesn't really want to start a relationship guaranteed not to lead anywhere.

[Max White]

It's my birfday!

Happy birthday Armok!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

~Snip

That has to be a bit of a heart breaker. Also, your gay? Why do I get the feeling I already knew that but forgot... Still, the amount of homosexuals on these forums makes me think perhaps I know more gays then I think, they just keep to the closet.

[Cthulhu]

It's my birfday!

Happy birthday Armok!

>:C  You have ruined my birthday.

[Jackrabbit]

Bisexual. And, to be perfectly honest, I'm young. It's not a heart breaker till I think it is and I haven't come that close yet.

Also, where is that comic from? Because I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Although I think if it cut off at panel 6 it would be even better.

[Max White]

>:C  You have ruined my birthday.

...
Was that a joke or serious? I'm sorry.

Bisexual. And, to be perfectly honest, I'm young. It's not a heart breaker till I think it is and I haven't come that close yet.

Also, where is that comic from? Because I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Although I think if it cut off at panel 6 it would be even better.

I can't recall where I first read it now... I just googled birthday skeleton and went from the first link.

[Jackrabbit]

He's Cthulhu, and he really does not like the guy who posts here under the name Armok. Get your elder gods right.

[Max White]

Shit! How did I make that mistake... Well it is like 11:30 at night here. Sorry.

[Gunner-Chan]

Happy birthday squid!

Spoiler: In other news. Sweet jesus yes (click to show/hide)

Edit: OH MY FUCKING GOD

[Cthulhu]

Happy birthday squid!

Spoiler: In other news. Sweet jesus yes (click to show/hide)

Edit: OH MY FUCKING GOD

:OOO  You did it!  Hooray~~

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Congratulations.

Now, do a 15-rune run!