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[Itnetlolor]

Actually, it's from the first game. I dated that picture as far back as an entire decade old. Yeesh.

On other news, I did a scan on my computer after looking for that picture, and it turns out my machine had a few many hidden trojans on board for some time that I wasn't aware of (especially considering how obscure their location was, and that my other scanners missed them). Now that my computer's squeaky clean again, it's just flying now.

It's nice seeing my resource meter at low numbers again. Should help tons with recent developments with Bloodfist.

Oh, and after watching an episode of Colbert Report, curiosity struck and I decided to check out the urban dictionary on "Canada's History". Oh my goodness; people act fast. There are pages of explicit posts made in less than a day defining the "term". Pretty funny.

[ToonyMan]

Brawl is always Brawl?

Captain is always Falcon.

[Realmfighter]

Angels seen=1

[Cheddarius]

Toony wasn't kidding about how awesome BitF is.

[ToonyMan]

FALCON SLEEP FALCON SLEEP FALCON SLEEP

[Cheddarius]

FALCON UPDATE HOUSESTUCK FALCON UPDATE HOUSESTUCK FALCON UPDATE HOUSESTUCK

[Tack]

I laughed. Ok. Falcon sleep. Falcon Wake. Falcon Stand. Falcon Walk. Falcon open. Falcon snatch. Falcon pour. Falcon replace. Falcon open. Falcon snatch. Falcon close. Falcon pour. Falcon open. Falcon replace. Falcon close. Falcon EAT.
Don't quite get the Lucario one, though.

Just commented on this page. Surprisingly therapeutic.

That lady sounds like the neighbour from hell, really. Except she doesn't shoot anyone. Her kids might grow up to, though.

[Itnetlolor]

Not updating tonight, but I have an entertaining update for tomorrow. It's actually quite entertaining near the end.

Oh, my project has also hit 20,000 views. ^_^

I gotta get around to readying the surprise. Didn't really have the time to set it up.

Oh, and it seems I apparently share the same birthday as Scamps.

[Aqizzar]

Don't quite get the Lucario one, though.

The joke is that Lucario, if you haven't noticed, has a giant spike in its chest.  Implications.

While I shouldn't be happy about it, I'm finally enjoying Total War Medieval 2.  I'm a total sucker for 4X games, but I always have the same criticisms of them.  That the difficulty is completely binary (either you're doomed from the start or the AI is completely ineffective), and once you get rolling, it's impossible to actually stop you.  And then there's the lack of realistic complications, since you as the player are the entire omnipotent government.

Not with Total War though.  I actual like getting little errands from my council and the Pope, and the AI is ganging up to take me down before I conquer the whole Mediterranean, a task complicated by my moronic, faggoty royal family.  The only noticeable crutch is how easily enemy armies break compared to how resiliant my own guys' morale proves every time.  Oh yeah, and you can't play as Scotland without modding.  False fucking advertising.

[Footkerchief]

I finally returned to Spelunky after a bad first impression and realized it is a glorious work of genius.

[Tack]

Aqizzar. Yes you can. It's like rome, in which you need to beat the game in Campaign first before the option to play all of the other factions open up.

Or, it could be that AND it needs modding. But I think it's just that.



Oh, and... *sniff*

[Aqizzar]

Aqizzar. Yes you can. It's like rome, in which you need to beat the game in Campaign first before the option to play all of the other factions open up.

This is the only Total War game I've played.  If what you say is true (and the game certainly gives no indication of such), I'm gonna bet I have to beat a Long campaign, completely with 45 territories worth of conquest.  I guess I could just look it up.

Oh, and... *sniff*

Nevar forget.

[Tack]

Wrong. Short does it.

However, A rumor was going around that you have to beat the race in the campaign to play them.
I disregard this. I'm playing as the Turks, having hardly ever left Europe when I beat the game as the french.

Also

This is the only Total War game I've played.

GASP!!!!!!!111!!!!one!!!

 Play Rome. And Shogun.

I haven't played empire yet. But, apparently the patches for it are enormous amounts of downloaded GB. Something I'm not going to trial out on my bandwidth.

Also, another cool thing about Medival II which I didn't actually find out about until I played through numerous amounts of time.

Spoiler: Read at your own risk. It's an actual Spoiler. Well, unless you can't find it yourself. I'll make it vague anyway. (click to show/hide)

Be spain. Get good ships. Sail due W. . Profit.

The Total War Mods that I like!
Europa Barbororoum (Historical accuracy & difficulty mod for rome)
Third Age Total War. (For Medieval II. If you don't get it, then... Bleh)

[/gamesrant]

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Aqizzar. Yes you can. It's like rome, in which you need to beat the game in Campaign first before the option to play all of the other factions open up.

This is the only Total War game I've played.  If what you say is true (and the game certainly gives no indication of such), I'm gonna bet I have to beat a Long campaign, completely with 45 territories worth of conquest.  I guess I could just look it up.

No, you need to destroy the faction with any other faction.

You can cheat and unlock all factions by editing a single file with notepad, not sure which one - don't have the game installed.

[Jackrabbit]

How much fun is it to play Russian Roulette with a nerf gun?

So much fun.