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[Heliman]

So apparently monk = instant chick magnet.

unfortunatly the only thing you attract are sisters and daughters. /kneeslapper

[Angel Of Death]

So apparently monk = instant chick magnet.

Don't monks have to remain celebate?

[Darvi]

Let me get this straight. You joined a celibate order... to get chicks?[/shoutout]

I hope you know the proper response to this Kael

[Duke 2.0]

So apparently monk = instant chick magnet.

Don't monks have to remain celebate?

Depends on the faith and order. I don't think RedKing planned on staying a monk his whole life, so my point is moot anyway.

[Owlga]

So last night while cooking, Eva spilt a ton of flour on the kitchen floor and they couldn't get it all off with the broom. Leaving a powdery residue around. And later that night I got a drink and forgot about the flour and got it all over the bottoms of my feet.

When I woke up today for some reason the bottoms of my feet felt REALLY good. Like if something happened to them to improve them. Is flour good for skin or something? Because this is an oddly nice feeling I have since I woke up. It's like my soles are brand new.

[Aqizzar]

When I woke up today for some reason the bottoms of my feet felt REALLY good. Like if something happened to them to improve them. Is flour good for skin or something? Because this is an oddly nice feeling I have since I woke up. It's like my soles are brand new.

Wouldn't surprise me.  Last night at work, I was handling a box that turned out to be all-purpose readymade cake shortening.  I wiped the sweat off my forehead not realizing the shortening had gotten on my gloves, and my forehead felt as cool and smooth as a glazed donut for the rest of the night.

[Burnt Pies]

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

[Tellemurius]

it dries them out but its good polisher too.

[Duke 2.0]

 I think it's more to do with it being a powder than anything inherent in flour. Could warrant investigation.

 Kind of a letdown that the story wasn't about footprint shenanigans. :P

[Darvi]

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Don't you dare fuel my omnicidal tendencies.

But this calls for SCIENCE!

I think I have some flour in the kitchen...

SCIENCE has unfortunately failed due to ungodly amounts of dirt on my feet. I still consider it a success of sorts.

[RedKing]

Let me get this straight. You joined a celibate order... to get chicks?[/shoutout]

I hope you know the proper response to this Kael

Actually, I was referring *to* Kael. I'm married with kids, guys. Thought about the monastery way back when but never pulled that trigger.

[Darvi]

I was talking to Kael too in case me mentioning him wasn't obvious enough.

[RedKing]

Ah. Thought you were saying for him to respond to me. Damn English ambiguity.

[breadbocks]

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

One small step for my signature, one giant leap for sig'd-kind.

[Zrk2]

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

One small step for my signature, one giant leap for sig'd-kind.

Never again.