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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16174711 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52800 on: May 31, 2011, 06:11:19 pm »

He's not like me, is he? My stomach just outright rejects fibrous foods. I eat it, like it (curse you, spinach won-tons, for being so tasty!), and an hour later I'm puking my guts out. If he'll do spaghetti, try pureeing a little bit of baby food into the sauce.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52801 on: May 31, 2011, 06:18:35 pm »

Coca Cola brand six-packs on sale for $1.29.  That's about 20 cents a can.  Thanks economic instability, you always know just how to come through for me.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52802 on: May 31, 2011, 06:24:26 pm »

Coca Cola brand six-packs on sale for $1.29.  That's about 20 cents a can.  Thanks economic instability, you always know just how to come through for me.

Are you looking to clean a car battery? That stuff works great for cleaning the terminals.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52803 on: May 31, 2011, 06:25:03 pm »

He's not like me, is he? My stomach just outright rejects fibrous foods. I eat it, like it (curse you, spinach won-tons, for being so tasty!), and an hour later I'm puking my guts out. If he'll do spaghetti, try pureeing a little bit of baby food into the sauce.

I don't think so.  He doesn't complain about anything but taste.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52804 on: May 31, 2011, 06:49:31 pm »

Coca Cola brand six-packs on sale for $1.29.  That's about 20 cents a can.  Thanks economic instability, you always know just how to come through for me.
Are you looking to clean a car battery? That stuff works great for cleaning the terminals.
Cleans your teeth and stomach right out.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52805 on: May 31, 2011, 06:59:47 pm »

Watched some Justice League and Justice League: Unlimited recently.  I forgot how amazing this show was.

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52806 on: May 31, 2011, 07:25:59 pm »

Damn, I wish my kid would eat healthy.

A friend of mine has children who are needlessly picky eaters too. She ended up blending raw vegetables and creating veggie-infused tomato sauce, which they couldn't tell apart from the regular stuff. You might try something like that... and if a logical appeal would work you can explain, after you've had that for a few meals, how it's got all kinds of veggies mixed in it, and how much they liked it.

That, or try cabbage rolls with meat inside or something.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52807 on: May 31, 2011, 07:33:45 pm »

Yeah, bolognaise in my house is about 20% actual meat. The rest is carrot, celery, onion and tomato, for the most part.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52808 on: May 31, 2011, 07:37:37 pm »

Oh economics book, you so conservative. We love your outdated theories and gigantic slant.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52809 on: May 31, 2011, 08:12:55 pm »

My cell phone has an In Case of Emergency section in the contacts list, with various people to call in an emergency, and three notes for important personal info.

Quote from: Note 1
o gog im hurt cal a ambuance dude!

Quote from: Note 2
why ape you lookimg at my fone duckass i need med ATTN

Quote from: Note 3
now im dead
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52810 on: May 31, 2011, 08:18:19 pm »

My cell phone has an In Case of Emergency section in the contacts list, with various people to call in an emergency, and three notes for important personal info.

Quote from: Note 1
o gog im hurt cal a ambuance dude!

Quote from: Note 2
why ape you lookimg at my fone duckass i need med ATTN

Quote from: Note 3
now im dead
jegus chris               look what you made tacke place

AHAHA HOW HIGH do you even have to BE to DO something like that?

...I think that's right and I can't be assed to change it if it's wrong. Anyways, that's pretty awesome, but the third one should explain how the notes were a......... DISTACTION
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52811 on: May 31, 2011, 08:37:43 pm »

My cell phone has an In Case of Emergency section in the contacts list, with various people to call in an emergency, and three notes for important personal info.

I am in awe.  I think I'll replace my phone's background pic with a drawing that says "JEGUS CHRIST CAL 911!!!1".
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52812 on: May 31, 2011, 08:39:38 pm »

If someone has your phone it's probably too late to call 911, or they're calling them anyways...

So this is clearly the dwarven Bay12ese thing to do.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52813 on: May 31, 2011, 09:07:17 pm »

Something I made.
Was disappointed with the 'hoover' patch packaged with FL Studio, so I made my own using SimSynth.
If anybody else has FL and wants to use it, you can get it here.
And for those of you who don't. (This is in A4, by the way)

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52814 on: May 31, 2011, 09:13:25 pm »

I'm amused by my own antics when I discovered that I had forgotten how to get my mouse out of DOSBox.
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