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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16190400 times)

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49755 on: April 27, 2011, 03:50:44 am »

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49756 on: April 27, 2011, 06:09:07 am »

It's the saffron robes, man. They're a chick magnet.  :P
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49757 on: April 27, 2011, 06:11:16 am »

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

*Buddhist monk gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well fuck...

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49758 on: April 27, 2011, 06:15:52 am »

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

*Buddhist monk gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well fuck...
At that point, you know you did something to piss off Buhdda bad. Like, Rage-eat a goddamn tree or something level-angry.

That or you get reincarnated as a Mayfly. One of the two.
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49759 on: April 27, 2011, 06:20:10 am »

*Horrible stereotypical anime male bought into reality though science!!! gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well, fuck?

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49760 on: April 27, 2011, 06:31:30 am »

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

*Buddhist monk gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well fuck...
At that point, you know you did something to piss off Buhdda bad. Like, Rage-eat a goddamn tree or something level-angry.

That or you get reincarnated as a Mayfly. One of the two.
I don't think their system works quite like that, but okay sure.
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49761 on: April 27, 2011, 06:39:04 am »

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49762 on: April 27, 2011, 06:45:49 am »

I don't think their system works quite like that, but okay sure.

As I recall, for Buddhists, Buddha has a philosopher, not a deity. The fat guy laughing with the bald head is Hotei, or something like that.

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49765 on: April 27, 2011, 07:19:17 am »

 Saiga-12 > AA-12
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49766 on: April 27, 2011, 07:24:06 am »

There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA-12s."

Dear god he's sanity on on the ritz.
Also, military grade? I was under the impression there were treaties forbidding use of shotgun. Then again I am no gun nutter, so not an expert.

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49767 on: April 27, 2011, 07:32:52 am »

There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA-12s."

Dear god he's sanity on on the ritz.
Also, military grade? I was under the impression there were treaties forbidding use of shotgun. Then again I am no gun nutter, so not an expert.
Russia. You can fire pretty much everything as long as you have a license. It's like learning to drive.
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49769 on: April 27, 2011, 07:58:03 am »

IIRC, FPSRussia is in Georgia, USA. He emigrated there and I think his dad is a rather wealthy businessman, possibly an oilman. I know he owns the land he films on, and he had enough land to hit a pumpkin from half a mile away.
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