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[Cheddarius]

Zoodlebrock Pantsass rubs his cheeks nervously. Samantha trundles in with a Velociraptor on a leash.

Zoodlebrock Pantsass soils himself?

>_

[Taco Dan]

Zoodlebrock Pantsass wonders what she is doing with a Velociraptor, it's not even his birthday.

[Jackrabbit]

No, see, I was making a joke about how ridiculous trying to name this guy would be given the situation.

[Duke 2.0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4lyGx1AN78&feature=related

 I'm amused at British people failing horribly at American accents.

[Jackrabbit]

I'm amused at Australians trying and failing to reproduce Hollywood Aussie accents. The indignation on tourists faces is beautiful.

[JoshuaFH]

Can you get sick from eating alot of old pudding? Because I just ate alot of old pudding.

[Taco Dan]

Can you get sick from eating alot of old pudding? Because I just ate alot of old pudding.

I don't know, do you feel sick?

[JoshuaFH]

No, but I was just wondering. That pudding's been in my fridge for an awful long time. It still looked and tasted fine though.

[Taco Dan]

I'm thinking that if it looked and tasted fine, then you're probably okay.
But what do I know, I'm not a puddologist... or a doctor...

[JoshuaFH]

It's so hard to find good puddologists these days.

In other news, I actually took a second to watch Tosh.O (I know, it's terrible) but I saw something that was actually pretty funny, and I found it on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDQrnoqSXo&feature=player_embedded

[Jackrabbit]

Chatting with Tack always cheers me up. Here's a sample. Tack mentions on the forum he's put up a Jack-symbol.

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[DFC] Jackrabbit: THE JACK SYMBOL IS IN THE SKY
[DFC] Jackrabbit: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM THIS TIME, TACK?
[DFC] Jackrabbit: ALSO: VENGANCE
[DFC] Tack: I wish to have amiable discussion with you.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Oh.
[DFC] Tack: What's the Vengance for?
[DFC] Jackrabbit: I sort of expected the e-city to be in peril or something.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Huh.
[DFC] Tack: No... Sorry.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: I don't know, I hunger for vengance. I get these cravings, if I weren't a guy I'd think I was pregnant.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Last week it was revenge.
[DFC] Tack: Your superhuman heroics just aren't required in this day and age.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Week before, justice.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Week before that, peanut butter and strawberries.
[DFC] Tack: Ahhh....
[DFC] Tack: I see now.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: They were quite tasty.
[DFC] Tack: Tell me, has your heart rate increased lately?
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Try it some time.
[DFC] Tack: Vengeance... Revenge... Justice.
[DFC] Tack: Do you find that you can suddenly do karate or some sort of goofy martial art?
[DFC] Jackrabbit: No.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: But I fell down a well a little while ago.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: Immediately afterwards I ordered about two thousand rabbit masks.
[DFC] Tack: Damn.
[DFC] Jackrabbit: You know, just in case.

[Tack]

Jackman begins.

[Taco Dan]

That's great, we can get Christian Bale to be Jackman.
EDIT: This made me laugh.

[Tack]

Nah. This is Jackman. He uses A 44. Magnum of Humor.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh Christ, don't go bringing that up.