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[Mindmaker]

That's where my Super Mario reflexes kicked in :3
None of those took me more than a couple of tries.

The one where I got stuck, was simply too meta for me.

[Ochita]

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~Dear god

Puns. That is all.
<3

Spoiler: A friend sent this to me (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: He forgot the red button (click to show/hide)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

The fact that my programming tutor found nothing strange about me printing 20 copies of a D20 character sheet off.

I like my programming class X3

[Darvi]

 Got all the puzzle pieces! I'm coming princess!

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I'm out to get you!

[Mindmaker]

Have fun with the great ending 

[Darvi]

Now we're all sons of bitches.

Hmm, lessee if I can get those stars.

[warhammer651]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

[Cthulhu]

SMBC's okay, especially the older ones.  Now it's not quite as good, a lot of punchlines being reused (e.g. "Engineers do crazy things and that's the joke") but it's still one I occasionally catch up on.

[Angel Of Death]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

Grrr...


Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object alive...

[Simmura McCrea]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

Grrr...


Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object alive...

Slayer's Raining Blood, right?

[Max White]

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Torsos hang from their own intestines
Raped of all bodily extentions, stumps wreathing in a sludge
Like infection
Suffering through a Rancid amputation
A pulsating artery accomanied by some veins, slit with no restraint
Sacs of pus develop
My muscles tighten as I feel the rush
I look at your body starting gush

I slice through the limb,
a human dissection portions of half-eaten flesh in my mouth
starting to chew your now bleeding stump

I will swallow your pus your own rectal slime
I'll force you to drink
Vessels explode as needles injected
Uncontrollable
My brain tormented
Slit from head to toe, die through the torture
Disease engulfs you
Internal rot
Fresh cut wounds, beginning to clot
Ripping through flesh is what I do best
Tear off an arm
Amputated neck
Eyes removed, cranium smashed
Decomposing remains, severed in half
Dying slowly never to rest, nerves are quivering as I trip
Removal of life on the blade of my knife
Inserted in your spine, smashing through bone
Feel my hell, I feed on fright
Rape the limbless cadaver

[Lysabild]

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Torsos hang from their own intestines
Raped of all bodily extentions, stumps wreathing in a sludge
Like infection
Suffering through a Rancid amputation
A pulsating artery accomanied by some veins, slit with no restraint
Sacs of pus develop
My muscles tighten as I feel the rush
I look at your body starting gush

I slice through the limb,
a human dissection portions of half-eaten flesh in my mouth
starting to chew your now bleeding stump

I will swallow your pus your own rectal slime
I'll force you to drink
Vessels explode as needles injected
Uncontrollable
My brain tormented
Slit from head to toe, die through the torture
Disease engulfs you
Internal rot
Fresh cut wounds, beginning to clot
Ripping through flesh is what I do best
Tear off an arm
Amputated neck
Eyes removed, cranium smashed
Decomposing remains, severed in half
Dying slowly never to rest, nerves are quivering as I trip
Removal of life on the blade of my knife
Inserted in your spine, smashing through bone
Feel my hell, I feed on fright
Rape the limbless cadaver

How about spoilering the nasty so people who might not like it are warned?

[Max White]

Ask and you shall receive, but it is totally worth clicking the link and singing along...

[Angel Of Death]

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Torsos hang from their own intestines
Raped of all bodily extentions, stumps wreathing in a sludge
Like infection
Suffering through a Rancid amputation
A pulsating artery accomanied by some veins, slit with no restraint
Sacs of pus develop
My muscles tighten as I feel the rush
I look at your body starting gush

I slice through the limb,
a human dissection portions of half-eaten flesh in my mouth
starting to chew your now bleeding stump

I will swallow your pus your own rectal slime
I'll force you to drink
Vessels explode as needles injected
Uncontrollable
My brain tormented
Slit from head to toe, die through the torture
Disease engulfs you
Internal rot
Fresh cut wounds, beginning to clot
Ripping through flesh is what I do best
Tear off an arm
Amputated neck
Eyes removed, cranium smashed
Decomposing remains, severed in half
Dying slowly never to rest, nerves are quivering as I trip
Removal of life on the blade of my knife
Inserted in your spine, smashing through bone
Feel my hell, I feed on fright
Rape the limbless cadaver

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Evil people with evil minds
Slaughter their victims with ripping knives
They should be caught and put to death
Strapped to the chair, they should die there

Blood spewing from their eyes
As you hear their sinful cries
Destroy their evil minds
We should take their fucking lives
They should be caught and punished
For what they have done
Torture them slowly it would be fun
Kill them all off one by one

Let them go - no torture them slow
Fuck you - and your kind
We don't need you, or your lives
Execute by injection
Execution by electricution

Evil people with evil minds
Slaughter their victims with ripping knives
They should be caught and put to death
Strapped to the chair, they should die there

Alright, ENOUGH!
I would post Butchered at Birth, but I don't want to get muted.

I'm happy that I'm attempting to rerail the happy thread.

[Angel Of Death]

Quick! Get it to the next page before Janet sees!