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[Mindmaker]

Limbs can be regenerated by potions and even replaced by gods. The latter ones can give you limbs out of aligned materials. Iron arms and phoenix feather legs for example.
Being beheaded is instant death however.

[Acanthus117]

I've been writing, eating, sleeping and essentially enjoying my sedentary lifestyle.

It will end soon enough though ;_;

Not that I'm too sad about that >_>

Also, the asdfmovie series made me happy today.

Choice quotes:

"I baked you a pie."

"Cool, what flavor?"

"PIE FLAVOR"

*guitar riff*
---
"Honey, why is the baby on fire?"
*happy baby gurgle*
"BUY ME MORE JEWELRY"
---
"Why are you doing this man I don't need this--"
"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD"
"AAAAAA"

[Angel Of Death]

I'm watching a Pokemon Crystal let's play.

DRUG.


BAG





              FUCK!

[Max White]

*Making game*
*Tap tap tap*
Well that is strange, this should be working!

*Tap tap tap tap*
What the hell?

*Tap tap tap tap tap*
WHY ISN'T THIS FUCKING LANGUAGE WORKING!!

*Rage quit*
...
*Idea*
*Tap tap*
*Works perfectly*

HELL YEA! I AM A SEXY MAN GOD OF PROGRAMMING!

[breadbocks]

I found a grassroots (Or possibly astroturfed) CCs style pizza place.

[GamerKnight]

Drawn Together is awesome!!! Ling Ling is so funny!

[Max White]

Drawn Together is awesome!!! Ring Ring is so funny!

Fix'd that for you.

[GamerKnight]

Who bloody cares? He is still funny.

[Angel Of Death]

Who bloody cares? He is still funny.

Agleed. He is arways funny.

[Burnt Pies]

Just found the Horadric Cube thingy on the Diablo 3 site. The disclaimer is awesome, and the horadric cube app demo is pretty funny.

Spoiler: Disclaimer (click to show/hide)

Disclaimer

1. Blizzard Entertainment shall not be held responsible for any damages resulting from improper use of the Horadric Cube application ("the app") including, but not limited to, headaches, sleeplessness, rashes, hauntings, curses, dismemberment, disembowelment, evisceration, conflagration, immolation, insanity, demonic possession, or athlete's foot, nor shall Blizzard Entertainment be held responsible for any loss of souls or property damage caused by monsters, the undead, demons, or any other type of Lesser or Prime Evil. Contact Blizzard Entertainment support in case of unholy auras, ghostly visitations, or other paranormal phenomena.

2. LEMARCHAND CONFIGURATION: In case the app was placed within itself, step through the resulting portal with your phone, proceed to the Hellforge, and use the Hellforge Hammer to destroy your phone (Hellforge Hammer sold separately).

[Lysabild]

Dino D-day..

[Blargityblarg]

I wonder how this'd go down in the US. Given that racism is something of a larger issue there, I'd be interested to see the responses of a US audience.

[Angel Of Death]

[urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&feature=related]I wonder how this'd go down in the US[/url]. Given that racism is something of a larger issue there, I'd be interested to see the responses of a US audience.

Broken Url tags.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I wonder how this'd go down in the US. Given that racism is something of a larger issue there, I'd be interested to see the responses of a US audience.

For the first time in history, a quote has actually been fixed by someone

[Blargityblarg]

Modified the original post.