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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16252911 times)

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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46785 on: April 09, 2011, 10:18:20 pm »
It does take a DC 30 Strength check to move, which requires you to be, at minimum, capable of lifting 1600 pounds over your head, and even then it only works 5% of the time.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46786 on: April 09, 2011, 10:19:28 pm »
No. You press a button and then it can resist something like 5000 pounds of force. And it sotra floats there.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46787 on: April 09, 2011, 10:19:53 pm »
Ah, thats a very heavy thing, it reminds me when someone had a wand of wall of iron.

Guess what they used it for.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46788 on: April 09, 2011, 10:20:49 pm »
Looks like 8000 pounds. I'm not sure I want to know what it was used for, except possibly for making a quantity of iron worth more than the cost of the wand.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46789 on: April 09, 2011, 10:22:10 pm »
If you are super rich you can put them in the corners of your rooms to make a floating castile.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46790 on: April 09, 2011, 10:22:27 pm »
I'm guessing to drop on enemies.

Orc: GRAH ME SMASH.
*Uses wand*
The spinning *Iron wall* strikes the orc in the everything!
The severed part sails off in an arc!
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46791 on: April 09, 2011, 10:22:59 pm »
Yes. And act as bridges.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46792 on: April 09, 2011, 10:23:19 pm »
My internet's back up to full speed again!

YAYZ0RS!
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46793 on: April 09, 2011, 10:24:13 pm »
Someone should run a campaign entirely on creative uses of artifacts like that. No weapons, no spells, just items and uses they were not intended for.

I wonder how long that player would last.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46794 on: April 09, 2011, 10:24:34 pm »
Thats what the virus's want you to think!
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46795 on: April 09, 2011, 10:29:09 pm »
I'm playing Dwarf Fortress again.

I am currently up to my ears in badgers, booze, meat, and green glass, and IT IS AMAZING.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46796 on: April 09, 2011, 10:32:28 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on April 09, 2011, 10:24:13 pm
Someone should run a campaign entirely on creative uses of artifacts like that. No weapons, no spells, just items and uses they were not intended for.

I wonder how long that player would last.

I once tried playing a game like this with my friends.
'Twas a bunch of scholars running around ancient ruins looking for zappy bits with which to zap each other, like a group of college students with access to ancient high-level magic.
Much fun was had.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46797 on: April 09, 2011, 10:42:40 pm »
One fun thing to do if you like being a bad DM is to treat the rod as being immovable from its absolute position, rather than relative.  In other words, you hit the button and the rod is catapulted into space at the orbital speed of your home planet.  Say goodnight to anything on the wrong side of it.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46798 on: April 09, 2011, 10:44:01 pm »
But that would lead to enterprising players using it to take out your bad guy. and that makes adventures boring.
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Re: [⑨] Things that Cirno lost today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #46799 on: April 09, 2011, 10:44:45 pm »
Holy crap, imagine if the-

*CLANG*

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT
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