Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[White Kitteh]

At the backside of the world, as I call it.

Now well, yer see here kids, tits well documeted fact that this 'ere wonderful country of Australia is tha arse end 'o the world. 'ell, be more scientific, were more like the world's balls, but fuckit I ain't gettin thatta way. yah, right so, arse end of a world, right? well, I gotta tell yeh here, 'hat ain't quite thah truth, the actually arse end used ta be in the northen territories, but 'caus the anecdote that I stole my whole routine from didn' have to be all that politicly correct, I'm jus' gonna skip a bit 'ere. So now the arse end is in WA, where, the city of Melbourne used ta stand. Melbourne yeh see weren't to happy bout havin' to live in the shitol' that WA 'ad become, so they went an' loaded Melbourne aup ona bus an sent 'em to Victoria. Afta this all 'append, Tazzie was all "what the hell, I don't want to live next to that" and went off down south a bit, an' south, as yerd expect, got a bit uppidy 'bout Taz goin' souther than 'im, an started bitching to Queensland about it. Now ol' queene, bein' both the bright lad he is, and the state that this venue it stand'n in, figured that if we get all ov the shit outta every were else, an cram it inna a 'ittle space nobody cares 'bout, we should be good, right? so 'e went an got all the shit an cram'd it inna new south wales. pause here so the queenslandian audience can contemplat how much 'betta they are. so they went en pressed an compacted this little blemish on Australia's pretty little arse, an that was a downright stupid idea, 'cause the 'ittle bastard started ter fester a bit, not a pretty sight, I can tell yah.

an then 'fore yer know it, we got our selves a parliament.

next week an I'll explain tha migh'y history of the majestic Bogan, an how the mullet changed Australia forever

[Vector]

He be from Netherlands or Luxemburg

Damn, I was hoping for another Belarussian =/

[Angel Of Death]

The virus in my computer is gone at last.

I can finally sleep.

[Something Evil]

The virus in my computer is gone at last.

I can finally sleep.

You do realize that was really the Borg, don't you?
And you're willing to sleep with that thing in your house...

[Angel Of Death]

The virus in my computer is gone at last.

I can finally sleep.

You do realize that was really the Borg, don't you?
And you're willing to sleep with that thing in your house...

That's impossible! I killed the Borg! Every last one of them...

[Criptfeind]

Yes silly. There is no Borg.

Now go to sleep and make sure to leave your neuro integration inhibitor cap off.

[RedWarrior0]

My family is going to Europe next summer and ask me where I want to go.

Any particular suggestions? I was thinking somewhere Scandinavian, probably Italy, and maybe Ireland.

[Criptfeind]

Wha

[Tellemurius]

My family is going to Europe next summer and ask me where I want to go.

Any particular suggestions? I was thinking somewhere Scandinavian, probably Italy, and maybe Ireland.

i don't plan on going to Ireland until the next winter but Finland is fun in summer.

[Criptfeind]

Well, I would say go to Denmark, it is not just a cold rock! (It is a pile of cold sand.)

[Rose]

I'd say Germany or Italy based solely on the fact that those are the two places I've been.

[Aklyon]

Yay for non-cold!
The weather went a bit overboard though, it does not need to be 80 the day after it was really cold.

[Ochita]

I managed to get something that was really annoying me working.

[Taricus]

I managed to get something that was really annoying me working.

What broke?

[Scaraban]

I managed to get something that was really annoying me working.

Linux? because even when it seems like it's working, it's not...