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[ein]

The grass is rich and matted, you cannot see the soil. It holds the rain and the mist, and they seep
into the ground, feeding the streams in every kloof. It is well-tended, and not too many cattle feed
upon it; not too many fires burn it, laying bare the soil. Stand unshod upon it, for the ground is
holy, being even as it came from the Creator. Keep it, guard it, care for it, for it keeps men, guards
men, cares for men. Destroy it and man is destroyed. Where you stand the grass is rich and
matted, you cannot see the soil. But the rich green hills break down. They fall to the valley below,
and falling, change their nature. For they grow red and bare; they cannot hold the rain and mist,
and the streams are dry in the kloofs. Too many cattle feed upon the grass, and too many fires have
burned it. Stand shod upon it, for it is coarse and sharp, and the stones cut under the feet. It is not
kept, or guarded, or cared for, it no longer keeps men, guards men, cares for men. The titihoya
does not cry here any more.

So far, I think I can say I will like this book.

It's kinda cute how my copy is Chinese.
The title reads: 'English Novel' or, in Chinese, 英語小説。
Thank you Chinese English students for providing free, legally-ambiguous book copies.

[Schilcote]

*appears*
HAI GUISE
*disappears*

[ein]

Welcome ba─
Okay… I guess not.

[Jackrabbit]

Who? This is an honest question.

[ToonyMan]

Morpheus Fucking Throttle would like a word with you.

[Jackrabbit]

What, are Morpheus and Throttle a thing now? Gosh.

[Rilder]

What, are Morpheus and Throttle a thing now? Gosh.

I think it would be kinda uncomfortable to talk to them while their doing the deed together.

[Cthulhu]

Morpheus grins and Ben Throttle flies out from between his massively gapped teeth, leaving motorcycle-treads in your face.

It's okay though, that's not your real face.  This is a computer simulation.

And that's what "their doing the deed together" looks like.

[ToonyMan]

What, are Morpheus and Throttle a thing now? Gosh.

Bastard, took me three tries to get it.

[Tack]

I was going to ask why that's here but then I remembered how exhilarating it is to nearly break your neck on ice and die alone and cold and I had to chuckle.

Came online.
Jackrabbit pulled a Toony.


All is good in the world.

[chaoticag]

Just got out of a stressful conversation, but I feel a lot better now. I think things turned out for the better.

[Gunner-Chan]

Hahaha... What?

[Ochita]

We all know you like it.

[Rose]

what are the special effects?

[ToonyMan]

So uh, next time you play Borderlands with Aqizzar or something I'll probably be there if you want.

Thanks Aqizzar <3's ands stuff.