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[Taco Dan]

I had a dream about a movie where Robert Downy Jr. and Morgan Freeman were two old guys with terminal illnesses who went out for one last night on the town in Vegas. Then Morgan Freeman dies and Robert Downy Jr. is very sad. I think they were gay but I wasn't sure because there was a scene where Morgan freeman was getting a lap dance from some chick that looked like someone I thought I knew.

[lordnincompoop]

Happy Birthday, Strife. May all your days be as merry as this one.

Also ugh Justin Bieber. I disliked his music from the start, and his douchebagginess just makes it worse.

[alway]

http://memebase.com/2011/01/22/memes-his-masterpiece/
http://memebase.com/2011/01/26/memes-forever-alone-tldr/
Heh, recursive jokes win. They go deeper than inception

[Akura]

EDIT:  Holy shit I'm remembering the rest of my dream.  This thing went forever, man.  I made a zombie movie, the government audited my computer, a kid killed himself by jumping into a well in my yard and when I asked my lawyer (Whose office was in a greenhouse) what to do he said to just leave him there and act like we didn't know.

Best taken avoided prior to sleep.

I think I had one of those cheap rub-on tattoos of that pic once.

[ToonyMan]

I first heard of this pop star when kids starting calling one of my friends in shop Justin Bieber.  I looked that guy up and they were right.  He says he's gonna do a sex tape and make tons a money now.  I honestly don't care, not a hating sorta guy.

Anyway, nice job there Strife and happy birthday.  I've been doing a daily workout routine for a bit over a week now and I can manage 20 pushups and probably around 40 situps, I don't remember what I counted for those.  Not sure about running 2 miles, I remember being able to run 1 mile in 8 minutes though.

And lastly there's more snow in New England.  So much snow, it's getting ridiculous.  I'm gonna be in school until July now.

EDIT:
Oh yeah I forgot the first thing I was going to post because of young pop singers.

@Cthulhu:
I had a dream recently where these kids were trying to get me to smoke weed and I was like "Alright, since I'm dreamin' I'll get to see what happens without actually having to do it."
Don't remember anything after that.

[Urist Imiknorris]

That's one of the reasons I'm out here in Indiana now. We have two inches of snow on the ground.

[Cthulhu]

I want a friend named Frank who likes to play Risk so I can get a huge stack of guys and invade him, saying "It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of Frank"

It'd be hilarious, then I'd stop being his friend.

[Argembarger]

That's one of the reasons I'm out here in Indiana now. We have two inches of snow on the ground.

Indiana? Get out of there! That place corrupts souls.

[SalmonGod]

That's one of the reasons I'm out here in Indiana now. We have two inches of snow on the ground.

Indiana? Get out of there! That place corrupts souls.

Yes.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Finally shook ma damnable apathy.

[warhammer651]

School is sloced due to paranoia about an incoming storm.


A shame I slept in till noon and couldn't enjoy the day to its full potential

[SHAD0Wdump]

That's one of the reasons I'm out here in Indiana now. We have two inches of snow on the ground.

Indiana? Get out of there! That place corrupts souls.

Everyone knows that's Nevada...

[Cthulhu]

Dorf forts has BEEEEEEEEES now.

[inteuniso]

There is currently THUNDERSLEET outside. It will soon turn to THUNDERSNOW.

[warhammer651]

Weather.com says a 100% chance of snow, starting at six o'clock.

Seeing how it's raining/sleeting here, I am inclined to doubt that percentage