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[MaximumZero]

No! I must defeat the drubbing stick! Razgar cried.
No Razgar. You are the drubbing stick.
And then Razgar was Mike Tyson.

...Razgar threatens to eat peoples' children in a squeaky voice and has a tattoo on his head?

[Aqizzar]

a seventy percent chance Razgar'll be wearing your teeth.

Most people name their fists something like Pain and Fury.

I would say that "Razgar" is a perfectly fine name for a fist, but then I Googled it.  The name is in use, one place in the entire net.

And I prefer "Iron" and "Steel" myself.

[Tack]

I like 'The Butcher' and 'Princess'


Also, WD, do you ever think that your left hand gets jealous of always being in the shadows?

[Duke 2.0]

Also, WD, do you ever think that your left hand gets jealous of always being in the shadows?

This is prime masturbation joke material people, don't squander it.

[Tack]

What, Razgar and Razgirl?

[Taco Dan]

My chin is getting more hairs each day. C'mon Beard! Mustache is already here, Beard's missing out on the party.

[Taco Dan]

No! I must defeat the drubbing stick! Razgar cried.
No Razgar. You are the drubbing stick.
And then Razgar was Mike Tyson.

...Razgar threatens to eat peoples' children in a squeaky voice and has a tattoo on his head?

And also bit a man's ear off?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

The snow's finally gone. Yay ^_^

[RedKing]

I think I'd name my fists "Shrimp" and "Grits". Besides the fact that both are five-letter words, and thus perfectly suited to finger tattoos, pre-fight exchanges would be surreal:

"You want a taste of Shrimp and Grits? Huh??"
"Well, yes actually, I love Low Country cookin---OW! OW!!"


In other things that made me happy, I took my 4-year-old out sledding yesterday. Kid might have a future in the luge, bobsled or even skeleton. She was making 150-foot runs face first.

[Taco Dan]

The snow's finally gone. Yay ^_^

Wouldn't that be an "Awww " I luvs da snowww!

[lordnincompoop]

I think I'd name my fists "Shrimp" and "Grits". Besides the fact that both are five-letter words, and thus perfectly suited to finger tattoos, pre-fight exchanges would be surreal:

"You want a taste of Shrimp and Grits? Huh??"
"Well, yes actually, I love Low Country cookin---OW! OW!!"


In other things that made me happy, I took my 4-year-old out sledding yesterday. Kid might have a future in the luge, bobsled or even skeleton. She was making 150-foot runs face first.

How is shrimp a five letter word?

You better get back to school, boy.

[ILikePie]

Went with the class to the "Garden of Science" at the Weizmann Institute today. They've got a bunch cool stuff there, gyros, little tubes that blow air bubbles into water, etc. It was pretty awesome.

[RedKing]

I think I'd name my fists "Shrimp" and "Grits". Besides the fact that both are five-letter words, and thus perfectly suited to finger tattoos, pre-fight exchanges would be surreal:

"You want a taste of Shrimp and Grits? Huh??"
"Well, yes actually, I love Low Country cookin---OW! OW!!"


In other things that made me happy, I took my 4-year-old out sledding yesterday. Kid might have a future in the luge, bobsled or even skeleton. She was making 150-foot runs face first.

How is shrimp a five letter word?

You better get back to school, boy.

Hmm....I'll just have to have a sixth finger surgically grafted on. Or use Cyrillic ("sh" is a single letter in Cyrillic).

[Taco Dan]

Besides, wouldn't you want four letter words? The thumb doesn't quite line up. Unless you were born without opposable thumbs. That would suck.

[Taco Dan]

Also, serious Bang is serious.