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[Jackrabbit]

Self control Armok. It's not Sofia's fault.

[Hawkfrost]

Armok needs to chill slightly, I be thinkin'.

[Cthulhu]

Yes, personal conversations with Sofia are not the most important thing in the world.

[cowofdoom78963]

Yes, personal conversations with Sofia are not the most important thing in the world.

Obviously you have never had a personal conversation with Sofia.

[Lord Dakoth]

The poor guy doesn't get out much, so he doesn't really have any real-life friends. I'm sure that any of us would be the same if we were in his situation. That being said, he's a pretty cool guy, even if he is annoying occasionally. And who isn't annoying occasionally?

On-topic, I just had some Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups, and now I feel giddy and euphoric. All you Europeans peeps are going to hate me...

[Duke 2.0]

Yes, personal conversations with Sofia are not the most important thing in the world.

Obviously you have never had a personal conversation with Sofia.

It's still not the most important thing in the world. Depending on the subject matter, anyway.

[cowofdoom78963]

I love how everyone is talking about Armok like he just left the room.
This is a fourm you know, he will probably read everything you said.

You guys are jerks sometimes.

[ToonyMan]

Yah my printer is working correctly today.

[Jackrabbit]

I love how everyone is talking about Armok like he just left the room.
This is a fourm you know, he will probably read everything you said.

You guys are jerks sometimes.

If we didn't think he'd see it, we wouldn't say anything. It just seems odd to refer to him like he's actually paying attention right now, when he isn't.

[Gunner-Chan]

Hehe... I'm about to do something hillarious. This gear is a bit heavy and wearing boots again is weird, but here I go!

[Gunner-Chan]

... Ow... Motherfucking OW... Okay not doing that again, I forgot Milly wears her gloves to sleep... >.O

Ow... Still though, hilarious. I scared the crap out of them. XD

[Jackrabbit]

This tomfoolery sounds hilarious. Please, fill us in.

[Gunner-Chan]

Okay, this requires a little explaining...

First of all me and Workerdrone were talking earlier about conventions and stuff, and I had come to the conclusion that If I ever went to one I'd dress like a Death Korps of Krieg guardsman. Then I discovered I could probably pull off the outfit with what I had at the time... So I decided i'd have a little fun an their expense.

So after I woke up I got my stuff together... Thankfully most of it was moved to the closet in the guest room after our closet was turned into a makeshift gun cabinet. So I got out my gas mask, a helmet, parts of my SS uniform and the boots from it, a dark trench coat and some gear webbing from my hunting stuff. I think it came out pretty good... Then I got my machete and sheathed it and went off to scare them...

So I inch the door open quietly... Then barged through it and drew my machete while shouting at the top of my lungs. That fogged up the mask so I couldn't see but I FELT Milly's fist hit me in the gut... And she punches nearly as hard as I do so down I go... I think she recognized my voice when she punched me as I heard her say something before I hit the ground.

In the end she stood over me, I still couldn't move and she asked "Janet, what the hell got into you?" And I was about to just say I thought it would be funny and nice payback for when she posted all about my idiocy on fixing the laptop, but I decided fuck it, stay in character and said "God emperor help meeee!"

And then we all laughed, I explained why I did it and she finally apologized for making me feel like an idiot. But said I earned that gut punch. I think I did pretty well in fact. XD

[Sensei]

Is that how you cut your hand?

Maybe you can sell Sofia's Guide To When And When Not To Use A Real Sword

[Jackrabbit]

No, I believe that was Eva.

Also, I'm not sure I'd want to stay at your place for any length of time longer than an hour.