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[Itnetlolor]

My shaving abilities are improving, next level is shotgun.

I demand video evidence of the next level.

Wait until you're skilled enough to shave yourself with a dull spoon and no shaving cream. But I think a hydrogen bomb is a good alternative.

[Cthulhu]

I shave by slamming my face into the kitchen counter until the hair falls off.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Realmfighter]

Real men have half as many teeth as I do.

[Vector]

I thought the first panel was a festive pair of brass knuckles.

This.

I got it pretty quickly once I thought "Heeeey, that's a really ugly Joker suit... oh wait."

[ein]

Spoiler: Well holy shit. I'm not sure what just happened, but it's pretty awesome. (click to show/hide)

[Keita]

Spoiler: Well holy shit. I'm not sure what just happened, but it's pretty awesome. (click to show/hide)

W00t go ein!

On another note, I do not claim to shave like a man but I'm working my way up, currently on napalm thinking of using magma next.

[Cthulhu]

I can still hear plane engines.

[Sowelu]

On another note, I do not claim to shave like a man but I'm working my way up, currently on napalm thinking of using magma next.

I have shaved with fire accidentally.

More than once.

...I am currently as I write this playing with matches.  I should probably stop.  God bless you box of 300 strike-on-box wooden matches, you are worth so much entertainment.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

On another note, I do not claim to shave like a man but I'm working my way up, currently on napalm thinking of using magma next.

I have shaved with fire accidentally.

More than once.

...I am currently as I write this playing with matches.  I should probably stop.  God bless you box of 300 strike-on-box wooden matches, you are worth so much entertainment.

Match Bomb

[Sowelu]

On another note, I do not claim to shave like a man but I'm working my way up, currently on napalm thinking of using magma next.

I have shaved with fire accidentally.

More than once.

...I am currently as I write this playing with matches.  I should probably stop.  God bless you box of 300 strike-on-box wooden matches, you are worth so much entertainment.

Match Bomb

Ooh.  I should see if the dogs have wrecked one of their tennis balls beyond usefulness.

...Somewhere, I still have some of my fun pyrotechnic chemicals for making flames burn in different colors.  Unless my ex-roommate yoinked 'em, I think she had her eye on those.

My life needs more things in it to be on fire.  :x

[Duke 2.0]

 To show my manliness I'll be shaving this morning completely dry. Granted it's just the scraggley bits that would eventually don a neckbeard if I let it and not my 'stache, but still. No water, no shaving cream. Just a razor and mangrit.

[Ottofar]

A laughable -10  degrees Celsius this morning..

Also, I realized I'm doing these -xx degrees Celsius things here daily. Heh.

[Earthquake Damage]

No water, no shaving cream.

I've never bothered with shaving cream (don't have particularly thick hair, either), but no water?  Damn...

[Mindmaker]

No water, no shaving cream.

I've never bothered with shaving cream (don't have particularly thick hair, either), but no water?  Damn...

Soap can make a passable substitute.
Thats what I use when I run out of shaving cream.

Not using anything is just torture...