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[ToonyMan]

Sonerohi is training for the Soul Society.

[Cthulhu]

I mastered the flash step during Biology today. I used it to sneak into the chemical storage room, into the adjoining classroom, and evade the other teacher long enough to steal a seat and pretend to be in that class.

I must practice. Right now I have to cheat and take advantage of optical barriers. Soon though, They will not even blink before I am behind them this whole time.

I can do that too.  No one ever notices me so I can get pretty much wherever I want.  Makes me kickass at capture the flag.

[sonerohi]

Being Bro would be the greatest existence. Thinking of it, if I wore the Kamina shades, I could probably rig up a once-off strobe light to them. It would be crazy.

[Realmfighter]

I can do that too.  No one ever notices me so I can get pretty much wherever I want.  Makes me kickass at capture the flag.

Capture the Flag with a hundred plus people is really easy if you just calm down and walk to the flag.

Everyone is looking for some fool sprinting like theres a bear behind him.

[Duke 2.0]

I can do that too.  No one ever notices me so I can get pretty much wherever I want.  Makes me kickass at capture the flag.

Capture the Flag with a hundred plus people is really easy if you just calm down and walk to the flag.

Everyone is looking for some fool sprinting like theres a bear behind him.

Even better, sneak across the line and face your own flag. Then wait for somebody from your team to sprint by and chase him. It's the perfect crime.
 Or just sneak around in the woods. Out then you run the risk of the game already ending and you sprint towards your own flag like a fool.

[Criptfeind]

Do you guys play without colors or something?

[ToonyMan]

One hundred players.

One hundred flags.

Free for all.

[Realmfighter]

One hundred players.

One hundred flags.

Free for all.

One hundred dead.

[Criptfeind]

Damn, I would sharpen my flag and end some fools.

[ein]

Best CTF I ever played was double teams.
4 teams of 2, everyone armed with nerf guns.

[Cthulhu]

Spoiler: I don't get what he's mad about, I put in QED... (click to show/hide)

Taken from TwoCansandString:

Hey <gentlemen>. Time for English class.

U =/= You

R =/= Are

Y =/= Why

Your =/= You're

There =/= Their =/= They're

To =/= Too

1/1=1
2/2=2
3/3=3

x/x=1

0=x

0/0=1

Way to check over your work, <friend>face.

2/2=2 and 3/3=3? Really? Since you're going to be a smartass and try to prove something, I will, too.

0/1=0
0/2=0
0/3=0
0/x=x
0/=x
0/0=0

Oh gee! Would ya look at that! Maybe 0/0 or anything in the form of x/0 is undefined? <Buddy ol' Pal>.

Whoops, I mistyped.

1/1=1
2/2=1
3/3=1

x/x=1

0=x

0/0=1

You're still wrong...

Oh, sorry.

1/1=1
2/2=1
3/3=1

x/x=1

0=x

0/0=1
QED

No, you <friendly> illiterate. READ WHAT I WROTE.

The proof is right there, man. Not my fault you don't understand math.

Seriously, what's is that guy's even his problem?

[Criptfeind]

0/x=x

Bwah hah hah.

[ein]

It's right and wrong in a weird, quantum-physicsy sort of way.
Yes, x/x=1, so if x is 0, then 0/0 should =1.
However, 0 is nonexistent, so you are literally grouping nothing into groups of nothing.
It should be mathematically correct, but it is literally nothing, therefore, it is both 1 and 0 at the same time, or, undefined.

[Realmfighter]

I have so many pirated movies.

So many movies, so much time.

Fuck yarr.

[Solifuge]

Best CTF I ever played was double teams.
4 teams of 2, everyone armed with nerf guns.

My best game of CTF was at 11PM on an empty, poorly-lit soccer field with a track running around it, and woods outside that. We had 2 teams of 3, and Laser Tag guns, 3 hits each; rules were that if you were shot you had to drop the flag, and couldn't pick it up or shoot until you went back to your side to "respawn". If you were hit 3 times, you were out.

The cops eventually busted us (someone must have called about suspicious activity or something)... my roommate thought it'd be a great idea to dive into the bushes at this point, which got the cops to call for backup and sweep the bushes with guns out. I caught the whole thing from the branches of a tree I was hiding in... nothing bad happened, but it was entertaining, if nothing else.