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[Leafsnail]

The sandflies probably will, though.

[KaguroDraven]

But the Kiwis come from NZ, i'd prefer the outback, thanks.

[Jackrabbit]

Ah, yeah, sandflies. Fuck sandflies.

But the Kiwis come from NZ, i'd prefer the outback, thanks.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

[scriver]

It wouldn't surprise me the least if New Zeeland just turned out to be another of Australia's elaborate ways of killing people.

[Duke 2.0]

 I like heat and deserts. Sweating doesn't bother me, and something about dusky landscapes is attractive to me. I still can't decide if I would like Australia or North Africa better for this.

[scriver]

Hey man we like posted at the exact same moment huh!

[Jackrabbit]

It wouldn't surprise me the least if New Zealand just turned out to be another of Australia's elaborate ways of killing people.

New Zealand is pretty separate from Australia in terms of terrain and wildlife. You're safe there. It's like, Australia and New Zealand are two different types of beautiful, right next to each other.

[scriver]

That's just what Australia would like you to think. So when you get there, you're all "Oh, what a beautiful landsc-OHGODWHYISITEATINGME" and then you're in Australia's belly being digested for a thousand years.

edit: Just like with Koalas.

[KaguroDraven]

Isn't it New Zealand that has more Wolverines and Tazmanian Devils? Both very vicious animals, and the devils have a horrible stench.

[Jackrabbit]

Wolverines, don't know where you got that, and Tasmanian Devils actually reside in Tasmania.

[Schilcote]

forum formatting experiment

cool

[Akura]

Wolverines live in the arctic, last time I checked. And Tazmanian devils come from the island of Tazmania, close to the opposite side of Austrailia than New Zealand. And I think the devils might be scavengers, too.

[KaguroDraven]

Ah, my mistake, thanks for the new information.

[Enzo]

For the record, New Zealand is probably the nicest place I've ever visited in my life. It has giant trees, hot springs, silly birds, endearing accents, and meat pies in gas stations. THE WHOLE PACKAGE.

[Akura]

Meat pies?! This place sounds perfect!