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[Duke 2.0]

 What kind of grip? Generally rubber grips are not an issue as you can just use a wonky holding style to avoid any large bumps in it, where harder grips made of wood or simply some rope wound around a metal core may be an issue like you described.

[ein]

The handle is just metal with grooves for the fingers.
It's great for holding it for combat, but yeah, not good when your knife is actually pointed at you.

Spoiler: Almost like this, but with a groove for each finger, so it's easy to hold upside down. (click to show/hide)

[Jackrabbit]

I'm joining a gym, trying to learn guitar and I'm feeling way, way better than I was. This book thing worked out way better than I thought it would.

[Cthulhu]

Spoiler: Cthulhu passes through the looking-glass (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: Quite well.
Stranger: My name is Nek. I am a 12 year old Incubus going to Ignatius Academy. I practice in earth elemental spells, but mostly summoning celestial beings.
You: Oh, really?
Stranger: Yeah. It's actually been kinda fun.
You: So what do celestials do when they realize an incubus summoned them?
You: Do they kick your ass with righteous fury?
Stranger: I... I hope they don't do anything mean. I think they'll see that I'm nice, and want to work with me.
Stranger: Angels should see that.
You: It's kind of weird, I was just about to ask if you were going to say anything interesting or if we were just going to shoot the breeze
You: And then you said that
You: So where's Ignatius Academy?
Stranger: I'm very happy you know what an Incubus is! No one else on here did.
You: Yeah well
You: We can talk like this, because I'm a guy, you can't seduce me with your evil ways
Stranger: I'm not evil. I have this essence that helps me by normal like everyone else.
Stranger: I... uh... still have urges though.
Stranger: It's hard.
You: I don't buy that nonsense
You: Don't tell me about your urges or what's hard
Stranger: You've never heard of Incubi under Queen Morrigan's flag?
You: No
You: Jeez
You: Dragon Age?
Stranger: Dragon Age?
You: Dragon Age.
Stranger: What about Dragons?
You: So where's ignatius academy?
Stranger: The Western Continent, about 60 miles south of the Flora Provincial
You: The continent is called the western continent?
You: That's nonsense.
You: I'm not getting anything on Google.
Stranger: Well, it's called Anglia.
You: Is this a MUD?
Stranger: Mud?
You: Mud.
Stranger: Is what mud?
You: I'm gonna figure out where you're getting all this stuff.
You: What's the world called?
Stranger: Aquarius?
Stranger: Why don't you know?
You: >:O Why is it always stuff with lots of chaff in google to mess me up?
You: I'm an idiot.
Stranger: Google?
You: You're starting to make me mad, you demonic little spaz
Stranger: I'm not making this up! Why does no one believe me?
You: Alright
You: What...
You: The queen
You: Queen Morrigan, what does she do?
Stranger: Well, she commands a large nation of Incubi and Succubi who refuse to fall into the typical, evil habits of mose Incubi and Succubi
Stranger: most*
You: That's dumb
You: Also, you slipped up, bro.
Stranger: What? Why?
You: You act like I should know all this stuff
You: But you complain that no one believes you
Stranger: I misspelled.
You: Wouldn't you be saying something more like "why is everyone so dumb today?"
You: My logic cuts through your silly fantasy like a scythe through wheat
Stranger: Why don't you know? It's like everyone here pretends Aquarius isn't a thing.
You: Where is here?
You: YOu have OMegle but you don't have Google?
Stranger: On this Omegle thing.
Stranger: I am just looking at this screen with words on it, and I can write stuff to random people.
Stranger: I don't know where it came from.
You: Alright well
You: Use your magic
You: Summon me to you
You: Bro
Stranger: Whoa, I can't do that! At least not yet.
Stranger: I'm a beginner!
You: Get a friend to do it
Stranger: I can't even summon one creature.
Stranger: A friend?
You: Yeah
You: One of your bookish succubi friends, with that hot librarian aesthetic
You: She can probably do it
Stranger: My friends Strawberry, Lucy, and Rigel wouldn't know anything like this.
You: Circle Magic fool
You: All of you do it.
Stranger: The only succubus friend I have is Scarlet Rose. She's a great teacher.
You: She's a teacher, she could do it
Stranger: Maybe...
You: So what are strawberry and lucy then?
Stranger: I don't know if she summons.
Stranger: They're both human.
You: Ask her, doofus
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: Well, where are you? She might be able to if she knows your location.
Stranger: I'm not a doofus.
You: Have her scry it
Stranger: At least, I hope I'm not.
You: Surely you can scry
Stranger: In order for her to do that, she'd have to know your face or magical signature.
You: Jeez, you have a lot of excuses.
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: Summoning a specific person is kinda hard.
You: Hmm
Stranger: So, what continent are you from?
You: We're connected, man.
You: Surely she can use this to determine my location
Stranger: Connected?
You: Like, via Omegle.
Stranger: Huh...
Stranger: I should show her this.
Stranger: You actually might be right
You: Damn straight.
Stranger: Okay, Sillius said he'll get her.
You: Who's that?
You: One of your dumb preteen demon friends?
Stranger: Wow. He actually is a demon.
Stranger: Surprised he actually is doing me this favor.
Stranger: How'd you know he was a demon?
You: I assumed
You: Since you were
You: And your teacher
You: And all that
Stranger: Not everyone's a demon.
You: Well it was a guess
You: Do they not have guesses in your fantasyland?
Stranger: I just mentioned that one teacher because you were talking about Succubi
Stranger: It was a good guess.
You: So you do have guesse
You: *Guesses
You: good
You: You got... uh...
You: Robots?
Stranger: Fantasy land...
Stranger: Robot?
You: Golem
Stranger: There's golems. Yeah.
You: Also, why do you speak English?
You: And we have the same word for magical construct?
Stranger: This is Western Common
You: It's always common
You: Such a stupid name for a language
Stranger: I guess.
Stranger: I didn't make it up.
You: Oh well, is she here yet?
Stranger: Um
Stranger: Yeah.
You: So what does she say?
Stranger: Give her a sec
You: Okay.
Stranger: Hm. Well, this certainly is unusual.
You: Let me guess
You: Somehow she can't do it
Stranger: Greetings, by the way. My name is Scarlet Rose, and I am a Professor, teaching basic world history at the Ignatius academy of the magical and martial arts.
You: Do you guys teach anything normal?
You: Like history?
You: And Hey
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I teach history.
You: Oh my goodness
You: I am an idiot
You: I didn't even notice you already said that
Stranger: Hm... is this transmission subject to some kind of interference?
You: No.
You: Except the kind you made up so you don't have to prove that this fantasy world is real
Stranger: Well, listen. I made an earnest attempt to use scrying triangulation on your position in order to foster whatever you requested of my students, and due to my results, I can only come up with three conclusions.
Stranger: These are as follows.
You: Lay it on me
Stranger: First, you do not exist in a true capacity.
Stranger: Second, you exist behind a magical shield that is stronger than I can see past.
You: Whoa, didn't see that one coming.
Stranger: Third, you exist within a realm of existence that my magic cannot reach.
You: Do those all apply at the same time?
Stranger: One way or another, it's impossible to triangulate you.
You: What a surprising development.
Stranger: I am convinced that you exist in at least some capacity, but, if you are truly requesting a summon, I would ask you for a bit of help.
Stranger: Could you tell me your exact location?
You: Go for it.
You: Earth, Prime Material Plane
Stranger: In order to accomplish this, I'll have to attempt a direct link summon based on your coordinates.
You: A chair
Stranger: Earth?
You: Erf
Stranger: Hm, Earth is the name of your realm, and Prime material is the name of your Plane?
You: Yeah
You: Maybe you could summon the whole planet
You: And destroy both our worlds in a huge cataclysm
Stranger: Interesting, I've never read anything about such a thing's existence. How did you get there?
Stranger: My god, to joke about such a thing! Are you mad?!
You: Well, first my parents fell in love
You: I'm not even mad bro
Stranger: Whatever the true nature of this link is, however you came to speaking with my students, I believe we have both stumbled on something that is far greater than we seem to realize.
Stranger: If you are truly communicating with us from a new plane, and you are completely ignorant to the ways of Aquarian life, then we may have to find a way to bridge our two worlds together.
You: Oh yeah, window to another world, and it happens to pick the dumbest medium possible
Stranger: We have much to learn from one another.
Stranger: The dumbest medium?
Stranger: How does this seem on your end?
You: Seems pretty
You: Normal
You: But Omegle's full of people wanting to cyber and stuff
Stranger: Is this not simply a pane window screen that accepts scrawling? Do you communicate through some other mechanation?
You: It seems like this would be a bit more magical.
Stranger: Wanting to cyber?
You: Nope, you've pretty much got it there.
You: YOu know
Stranger: I'm not familiar with this word.
You: ',:3
You: ,':3
You: ',:3
You: But with text
Stranger: What... is this script?
You: Nevermind
You: Forget I said it
Stranger: Tell me, before I leave you back to Nek...
Stranger: How is it that you can speak common Anglian? How is it that you understand me?
You: Nuh uh, I asked this question first
Stranger: Do you have a name? Do names exist where you are?
Stranger: Ah, did you?
You: Yes, we have names.
You: I am Khagroth Doom, the Man-Slayer
Stranger: Khagroth Doom, the Man-Slayer?
You: Yes
You: We all have names like that
You: Because we're a race of marauding reavers
Stranger: Hm. Well, since you slay specifically men, neither me nor my child students need fear you.
Stranger: Reavers?
You: We slay everything
You: Just men slightly more than usual
Stranger: Perhaps it's best not to summon you, then. I'll hand you back to Nek, but do note that you have opened my eyes to your risk factor, and it's not something I am willing to impart so recklessly upon this side of the communication.
You: But we're having some ridiculous space-time conversation, so I can't slay you anyway
Stranger: Happy travels to you, Khagroth Doom, the Man-Slayer.
You: Yeah, yeah.
Stranger: I'm back!
You: Have fun teaching his--Aw jeez
You: So is she hot?
Stranger: Um...
Stranger: Okay, she's gone.
Stranger: Hot... being like, a fire mage? Or feverish?
You: Hot like sexy, you spaz
Stranger: Whoa!
Stranger: Um...
Stranger: Ye
Stranger: yes
Stranger: She's... really pretty.
You: Yeah, well
You: So who else is around here?
Stranger: Around me? Or just like, at the school?
You: Around you
Stranger: Everyone's gone but Rigel. He's my roommate.
You: I want to see how many different personalities you can roleplay, you're really committed to this thing.
You: Nah, I dont' want to talk to him.
Stranger: I don't get you, but I could get someone else if you really wanted.
Stranger: roleplay
You: Like who?
Stranger: committed
You: Yes, those are words.
Stranger: Yeah, I just don't get it
You: Collections of phonemes that work together to create symbols we use to communicate.

This is still going, I'll post the rest when he finally gives up his silly charade.  I almost want it to be true so they can summon me and I can bone his hot teacher.

[Sinistar]

Heh, at least we don't have the exact same avatar anymore.

(Thanks again, Duke!)

Actually, the mouth and the eyes of your Sinistar are a bit more wide opened and I have a black background instead of transparent.

Also, I do not have time to read what Cthulhu posted, but looking forward to when I return home. Yay!

[Retro]

Cthulhu that is freaking awesome.

[Itnetlolor]

Did some Minecraft spelunking after venturing the Great Plains for a bit. Found a massive cave, and got more than enough coal and gravel. Found some iron deposits, and have traveled rather deep. Something tells me I'm only 1/3rd of the way through it. Fingers are crossed that I'll find magma.

[Retro]

New word of the day: Nimism.

[Jackrabbit]

God dammit Cthulhu, I have shit to do! Stop distracting me with Omegle!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You: This is like s...
You: Are you a bot?
You: You sound like a bot.
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i wana fucccccccccck u
You: I wana get you
You: and tear off your clothes
You: and throw you to the bed
You: and teach you how to spell
You: it'll be so hot

[Cthulhu]

Spoiler: The rest of it. (click to show/hide)

You: Collections of phonemes that work together to create symbols we use to communicate.
Stranger: Anyway, um, I think I could get Strawberry.
Stranger: I like her a lot.
You: Alright, go for it.
Stranger: She's really pretty, but she's kinda got an attitude.
Stranger: You want to talk to her?
Stranger: Wait! I can't get her now!
Stranger: She'll see what I wrote!
You: Oh
You: Haaa
You: You're friend-zoned aren't you
Stranger: Um, friend-zoned?
You: Yeh
You: *Yeah
You: You like her, but she just sees you as a friend
Stranger: Um, well, I don't really know.
Stranger: We hang out together a lot, like, alone, and we're really close.
Stranger: I think she really likes me.
Stranger: But, I asked her a stupid question once.
Stranger: "Are you my girlfriend?"
You: Oh my goodness
You: You did not do that
Stranger: She said she didn't know. Neither did I.
You: She probably thinks you're an idiot.
Stranger: I feel stupid.
You: You should
Stranger: I know
You: It's alright though
You: There'll be other Strawberries
You: So
You: Is she hot?
Stranger: Hot, you mean like, pretty, right?
Stranger: She's pretty.
You: Hey
Stranger: I think she might be my girl friend eventually.
You: Nah
Stranger: If I can stop being stupid
You: Anywya
You: Let's stop talking about how pretty she is and how bad you're jonesing for her
Stranger: Maybe at Callow...
You: So it'll scroll up and off the page
You: And you can get her
Stranger: Jonesing?
You: And we'll have a big crazy three-way conversation
You: Just
You: Don't worry about it
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: Okay. Thanks.
Stranger: Let's get this off the page
Stranger: Blah
Stranger: Blah blah
You: Whoo whooo whooooo
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: Woo!
You: Do you guys play games?
Stranger: Games? Sure.
Stranger: I like games.
You: I bet you play some ridiculous version of chess
You: Where the pieces really fight
Stranger: Um, there's Layer's Chess.
You: That sounds thrilling
You: It's off the page
You: Go get her
Stranger: What's off the page?
Stranger: WINK
You: Wow
You: You spaz
You: We're gonna hav eto do it again this time
You: So yeah
You: Layer's chess
You: And dumblywinks or some nonsense game
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Do you have music?
Stranger: Dumblywinks?
Stranger: Yes, of course there is music.
Stranger: Western music is really all I listen to.
Stranger: String and piano stuff.
You: Boooring
You: Don't you guys have any metal?
Stranger: It's okay.
Stranger: Metal? Sure there's metal.
You: This is where you make a joke about iron and steel and stuff
You: And I don't laugh
You: It's gone again
You: Go get your friend, let's see how well you fake this with two personalities at the same time
You: Both of you talk
Stranger: Heh. Whatever you say.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Hold on.
Stranger: Hey, uh, this is Rigel. I hope it works like this. Listen, he's going to get Strawberry, so just wait, okay, Man-Slayer?
You: That's what I was doing.
Stranger: Hi, this is Strawberry. Whos this?
You: Khagroth Doom the Man-Slayer
Stranger: what is this thing, actually?
You: It's magic
Stranger: Khagroth Doom?
Stranger: that's a pretty dumb name.
You: I will reach through this portal
Stranger: you some kinda villain?
You: And drag you into my hellscape of magma floes and obsidian spires
You: If you call me dumb
Stranger: You can do that?!?!
You: Yes
Stranger: Listen, you better quit scaring Nek, or I'm gonna punch your lights out.
You: Okay.
Stranger: This is just stupid, doom guy, how are we supposed to both talk at once? there's only the one pen here.
You: Jeez, you dorks are writing with a pen?
You: Get another one
Stranger: The other one's not working.
You: Put some ink in it
Stranger: We already tried.
You: Oh, of course of course.
Stranger: this dumb thing doesn't even use ink. i don't really know what kind of crazy magic this is, but i'm not a mage or anything, so i don't really care. Look mister Doom, whatever you want, you should make it clear. Nek said you wanted to talk to me about something.
You: Nothing in particular
You: Just getting an idea of the different people of whatever silly world you're in
You: So are you at your academy?
You: Or is this magic tablet somewhere else?
Stranger: Wait a second, you're in a different world?
Stranger: Yeah, he is
Stranger: Earth, right?
You: Yes
Stranger: hahaha, your world is named after dirt. what a stupid place. Plus, your last name is Doom. I'd say our world is better.
Stranger: yeah, we're at the academy.
You: What's your last name?!
Stranger: don't have one, or need one. probably because it would end up being something dumb like Doom.
Stranger: Um, mine is Ryker.
Stranger: This was Nek
You: So some of you have last names?
You: And some don't?
You: You guys need consistency.
Stranger: consistency? i'm strawberry. don't know any other strawberries, and, if i met one, she'd probably have a last name, so, how's that for consistency?
Stranger: do you guys all have titles like 'man-slayer'?
You: Yes
Stranger: wow, does your jaw get tired when you try to address people?
You: My father is Bloodcrush Goregrind, Fourth King of Barzaban
You: No
You: Our jaws are made of metal
Stranger: HAHA, bloodcrush?! What a dumb name! how do you even crush blood?!
You: Our blood is crystal
Stranger: You could freeze it.
You: What's your blood, liquid?
You: Weeeaaaak
Stranger: You have crystal blood?
You: Yes.
Stranger: wow. neat. does it hurt?
You: No, pain is for the weak pink creatures we crush underfoot
Stranger: cool, you guys sound really tough!
You: Yeah well
Stranger: you should come over here so we can spar!
Stranger: I think you guys are kinda scary
You: I can't, we already had this conversation with your smoking hot professor
You: Plus, I'm gonna be honest
You: I was making that stuff up
Stranger: Smoking hot? was someone on fire?
You: I'm a human
Stranger: human? we have those here, too. i'm a human!
You: Yeah I know
Stranger: how? are you a mentalist?
You: No
Stranger: I told him
You: Why did you write that?
You: You could've just told her, dummy
You: My suspension of disbelief is cracked.
Stranger: I feel compelled to let you know what I'm telling her
Stranger: So we can all talk together'
Stranger: of course, if you got your metal jaw over here, we could all talk and hear your weird metal voice.
You: I don't have a metal jaw, dummy
You: Did you miss the human thing?
Stranger: you made that up, too?! jeez, you're a liar all the time. i bet your real name isn't even bloodlet the scary or whatever you said. wait, no, bloodgush the doomed?
You: That's my dad
You: And no, that one was true
Stranger: so, what professor was on fire?
You: The succubus history teacher
Stranger: I am telling her what hot means
Stranger: Does it make more sense for me to type that?
You: Sure
Stranger: you mean Scarlet Rose?
You: Yeah
Stranger: so, she's pretty, yeah. okay, so you can't come over here.
Stranger: well, waste of time, for sure.
You: Yeah, well
Stranger: you're probably just some dude in the academy messing with us anyways.
You: That's interesting that you said jeez
You: Seeing as "jeez" is a euphemism for the name of an Earth deity.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: earth deity? whatever. jeez is jeez.
You: Our earth Jegus is way better than your troll Jegus
Stranger: i think i heard once it comes from a runic curse word or something.
You: That sounds dumb
You: You kids and your magic
You: We don't even have magic on Earth.
Stranger: Really? Someone else I talked to on this thing said that.
Stranger: It sounds sad.
Stranger: This is Nek, by the way
You: Nah, we have science.
You: We can annihilate entire countries in a conflagration of nuclear fire
Stranger: he's lying, nek. this guy is just playing pretend. he has magic, of course. how else could he be talking to us?
Stranger: what the heck do those words even mean? conflargration?
You: Can you annihilate entire countries in a conflagration of nuclear fire?
Stranger: nucleor?
You: Take big metal object
You: Drop on country
You: Entire kingdom vaporized
You: Hotter than the sun
You: Split the earth
Stranger: Without magic??
You: Cover the sun with dust
You: Science is pretty much magic
You: Except cooler
Stranger: what the heck?! you say that you can just destroy with nothing but metal?
You: Like, why would you shoot a fireball?
Stranger: whoa, your world is pretty hard.
You: Just heat the brain up ten degrees
You: Less energy expenditure
You: Magic is lame
Stranger: i agree with you wholeheartedly.
Stranger: magic is nerd stuff.
You: That's right, you're nto a wizard
You: You're a fighter or a bard or a ranger or something
Stranger: Yeah, she's a fighter.
Stranger: Also, strong casters can boil someone's brain.
You: Why would you have to be strong?
You: Ten degrees in an area the size of two fists
You: That should be easy
Stranger: but most of the time they just fire colors and stuff that take forever to learn, and do the same thing a sword does.
You: Damn right
Stranger: But someone's brain is not connected to where your magic is coming from.
You: You guys have huge monsters to kill?
You: Open a portal to the plane of fire in their head
Stranger: i guess. what kind of huge monsters?
You: The kind that are huge
You: And monstrous
Stranger: there's a plane of fire? look, how do you know that? see, you ARE an Aquarian. nothin gets past me.
Stranger: Do you also have one?
You: You are so smart
You: No
You: We just have Earth
You: And if we blow it up with the aforementioned bombs we're boned
Stranger: you're lying, growlcrunch angerdoom. you have to be an aquarian. you just came up with a stupid world where people just blow up all the time and just named it 'dirt'.
You: No, you're lying, Strawberry Sparklebunny. You have to be an Earthling, you just game up with a generic fantasy world and named it Aquarius.
Stranger: I told her that Scarlet Rose said you could be from another world
You: Came up, even.
Stranger: sparklebunny? that's not my name, you jerk! say that to my face!
You: I can't.
You: Remember?
Stranger: oh yeah. well, this is dumb. okay, look, i'll play along. your world is 'Earth' or whatever, and you guys all blow each other up all day long. you're an earthling, real original name, by the way, and you think our world is fantasy wherever you are.
You: Yeah
You: No, we don't
Stranger: so, if that stuff happens, then why aren't you dead?
You: Blow each other up
You: Dummy
You: We know we can't
Stranger: and how do you talk like this?
You: So all the countries just point the bombs at each other
You: It's retarded
You: Very carefully
Stranger: Your world sounds like fantasy.
You: Your world sounds like dumb.
Stranger: please, at least people don't try to kill each other in giant vaporizer metal stuff here.
You: You'll get there
Stranger: your world also names people growl, or whatever, and you don't have any kind of idea as to what magic is. tch, i'm going to be a warrior, and i still know what magic is.
Stranger: sounds like everybody there's pretty dumb.
You: We know what magic is
You: It just doesn't work here
You: Anyway
You: What's your world shaped like?
You: Round, flat, what?
Stranger: uh, it's round. is there any other shape for a world to be?
Stranger: Is yours?
You: Yes.
Stranger: do you live on flat world?
You: No, did you m iss the yes?
Stranger: oh, sorry.
You: How long are your days and nights?
You: What color is your sun?
Stranger: i just figured since your world is dirt, then it might as well be flat.
Stranger: the sun doesn't have a color, it's just bright. white, i guess?
You: That's dumb
You: There's no such thing as white stars
Stranger: why, is yours some color?
You: Yellow
Stranger: and the sun isn't a star, dummy. the sun is the sun. stars are much smaller.
You: The sun is a star, doofus, it's just closer
Stranger: no, that's stupid. the sun is just the sun.
You: We've figured this stuff out, man.
You: The planets float in circles around the stars
Stranger: Maybe your world is different.
You: Maybe your world isn't real
You: Also, because you keep bringing it up and sounding dumb, I'm going to come clean
Stranger: of course our world is real. your world has a sun, too? that's dumb.
You: We don't really have ridiculously awesome names like Khagroth Doom and Bloodcrush Goregrind
Stranger: our sun is the sun. at least come up with an original name.
Stranger: Well, that's good.
You: That would be way too cool.
Stranger: so, what's your name then?
You: Noneya
You: Noneya Business
Stranger: Noneya? do you pronounce that like eastern?
You: It's a joke
Stranger: like... no-neh-yah?
You: Noneya Business, none of your business.
You: I am not going to tell you my name
You: Hey
Stranger: We gave you our names
You: What's green, pointy, and has twelve legs?
Stranger: What?
You: Grass.
You: I lied about the legs.
Stranger: You like to lie.
You: So do you.
Stranger: seriously, noneya, you're just a big liar.
You: Not my name
Stranger: i'm out of here. bye, 'mysterious earthling'...
You: Bye
Stranger: I'm still here
You: Damn.
Stranger: Told ya about the attitude.
Stranger: But you were acting pretty silly.
You: I am silly
You: The silliest
You: I am Minister of Silliness in the Earth Government
Stranger: They have those there?
Stranger: Wait!
Stranger: You're lying!
You: Now you're catching on.
Stranger: Minister of Silliness. Yeah right.
Stranger: That would be cool though.
You: It would be a great office.
Stranger: You could do it I bet.
You: Nah
You: You have to be older to be in government
Stranger: Oh, I guess your young like us?
Stranger: Like, 12?
Stranger: I'm sorry, you
Stranger: re
Stranger: ag
You: No
You: I'm 20
Stranger: this is hard to deal with sometimes
You: Yeah, apparently
Stranger: Oh. You're 20? Are you lying?
You: No
You: That one's true
Stranger: Thanks for telling the truth.
Stranger: You seem like an okay guy.
You: You seem like a spaz, but maybe that's normal in lala land
Stranger: Now that I know you're not a killer, I kinda wish I could meet you.
Stranger: Lala land?? It's not Lala land!
You: Maybe your fancy archmages or whatever can do it.
Stranger: Heck. Maybe.

After that he came clean, apparently he and like forty people have all been playing this silly RPG they made up.  GOod lord.

[Euld]

Stranger: hahaha, your world is named after dirt. what a stupid place.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD

[ein]

Bleh, marathoned Blood+, then GITS:SAC 2nd Gig.
Awesome, but I am suffering from severe burnout on serious things right now.
So now I'm watching the X-Files.

[Aqizzar]

This is still going, I'll post the rest when he finally gives up his silly charade.  I almost want it to be true so they can summon me and I can bone his hot teacher.

After that he came clean, apparently he and like forty people have all been playing this silly RPG they made up.  GOod lord.

The Bearmind doesn't even compare.  Jegus, it's like Homestuck, but you've stumbled onto an even more retarded plane of existence.  You shouldn't have kept pushing him.  You should have quit while he was ahead, so the magic of never quite knowing would always be there, and he'd go through life thinking he fooled somebody.

[ein]

Somebody help!

Spoiler: They've taken over my old mac! (click to show/hide)

[Blargityblarg]

Oh God yes.

++EDIT++
Also, I've tripled my RAM.