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[None]

there is now a designer breeding-stock pitbull hanging out in our backyard for a few days until his owner finds out he's missing or thursday rolls by when we take his balls off and foster him 'til someone wants him

he's a very friendly fella, not at all aggressive just marks on everything to the point of dehydration lol

he's pretty high on the list of entities who should not have balls, behind jim jordan, andrew tate, and most ostensibly, Target

we're calling him Blue because he's blue, or blue balls because teehee. Not how we intended to rescue (our permanent rescue is snoozing a few feet away), but here he is

[pisskop]

target

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullseye_(mascot)

[Great Order]

Only two lectures and a 2 hour session of learning R this week.

I suspect something horrible's coming up because I live under the idea that nothing like that happens without something making up for it, but for now I've only got lectures two days of the week.

[None]

the pit bull now hangs out indoors

he's a very good noodle, took a bath really well, entirely too much energy, hasn't marked yet in the house, plays well with the other dog (plays a lot)

still kind of a humpy bastard, but we can fix that soon

there's a nonzero chance he'll be a foster fail before we can legally foster him out, since nobody's called to claim him as their dog

we call him Blue because he's a blue pit bull, lol, or maybe Bloopers or Albert.

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there is blood in his wee

there is blood in his poo

hopefully it's not super bad in either case, scoob is enjoying play with his new brother

[Loud Whispers]

Can't (legally) put much detail, but an abusive manager in my chain of command got the "resign before we fire you" touch of death from higher up after an ethics investigation.

You are already fired

nani

[Great Order]

I managed to extract an ingrown hair that's been bothering me for days. Feels good to not have to worry about that (until next time, of course)

[MaxTheFox]

My second book's prologue and first chapter have released. You do not need to have read the first book to understand it. It has a rather different theme and vibe from the first, but is set in the same universe. Updates will be weekly! https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/74149/stardust-marathon

The second chapter is now out!

Third chapter is out. Surprised I can keep on schedule heh.

In the interests of not clogging this thread I'll announce updates in that thread. Anyways, the fourth chapter is out!

Fifth chapter is out and it's a larger one.

[pisskop]

Whenever I eat an over easy egg and the yolk just drips into my mouth - is there a better feeling?

No.  There is not.  I wonder is snakes feel that way too

[hector13]

There are several better feelings, like poking yourself in the eye or stubbing a toe, because runny yolks are horrible.

[pisskop]

bah - you just havent been converted into a lizard people yet

[hector13]

If it means having to eat runny yolks, I’d rather die!

[King Zultan]

You couldn't pay me enough to eat an egg with a runny yolk, that shit nasty.

[Frumple]

Runny yolk egg is fine... for mixing into grits, or sopping up with bread. Eating it straight is kinda' meh, though.

[pisskop]

Dipping toast into a puddle of yolk on your plate is basically the best thing ever.  I guess I didnt realize i was in the minority

Next youll tell me people dont like pinapple on pizza and that tofu isnt a good topping for w salad

[Great Order]

I've been getting a few women's clothes online (thank you student discounts!) and honestly? Helping. My face is still male, and I still have male pattern baldness (Although I've got minoxidil hair stuff to try and fix that), and I've got loads of fat redistribution to go, especially since it'll take about 5 years to finish up and I've been on hormones only 10 months, but it does make me look a bit more like I have a feminine body shape.