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[TamerVirus]

Aaaaannnddd Myspace Tom missed his opportunity.
The great Facebook Outage of 2021 is over

[LordBaal]

Whatsapp still stupid however.

[delphonso]

This is the moment for Tom to step back into the spotlight!
THE RETURN OF MYSPACE

The ideal world.

I want to read conspiracy theories about facebook's shutdown.

[martinuzz]

I want to read conspiracy theories about facebook's shutdown.

Bill Gates pressed the button to activate the humanity ending vaccin microchip, but little did he know that Hillary's emails were actually a clever plot by the lizard people from the future to prevent their livestock from being annihilated, making the button only destroy Facebook.

EDIT: apparently Facebook and Instagram are back online. WhatsApp is still down though.

EDIT: okay, WhatsApp is back online too

[LordBaal]

That is something like straight from my crazy neighbour mouth.

[King Zultan]

Aw I'm sad that facebook didn't stay dead, seems like the world would be better off without it.

[MaxTheFox]

Aw, kept my hopes up.

[LordBaal]

Im glad you weren't turned into radioactive slag.

[LordBaal]

Holly shitballs! This month just keep getting better! You migth or most likely migth not remember my dad passed away in 2017. He was actually my grandpa but raised me as his son and in practical terms I was his younger son, and later in life I found out I was not even his biological grandson, and he knew it and went and raised me in the most loving way possible with even more care and love than how he did with his actual sons and daughters. Solid dude all around is what Im saying.

Well, turns out an aunt had him interviewed very thoroughly one year before dying, but the data was deemed lost until a few days ago. Long history short I have the only dvd left on earth with this video, and currently on the process of uploading it to the internet so is never lost again. Already made a back up copy too.

[Egan_BW]

Very cool!

[KittyTac]

For the first half I thought you posted in the wrong thread.

[LordBaal]

Yes, I know, it feels weird for me to post on this topic not replying to someone else but with actual good news of me.

[Loud Whispers]

Glad you managed to find such a precious digital memory

[JoshuaFH]

My Sister gave birth to my Niece today. I feel like there was a disturbing number of omens today related to babies: Earlier in the day I was watching a stream of the game Harvester, which had an extremely disturbing scene involving a baby. Then I was reading the manga for Golden Kamuy, and there was a scene where both of a baby's parents died, and they hand the baby off to Native Ainu. Then when I got to the hospital to be there for my Sister, she's zonked out and on the TV there's the Dad from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air doing a funny maracas dance for a baby. Just so many odd coincidences lining up on today of all days, it felt a little bit like reality is fucking with me.

It took a while, and I was extremely nervous through the day, but she gave birth, and the baby is healthy. I got to hold her in my arms and take some pictures. I hope she turns out to be good despite the horrible family and horrible era she was born into, and more importantly I hope that this event is able to jolt my Sister to stop being so lazy and ignorant. Though I realize that hoping for one miracle is somewhat pious, hoping for two is just being greedy.

[Iduno]

Subtle cerebral horror stories. First one might be the best so far, but all 6 are pretty decent.

https://twitter.com/beckscomics/status/1444067774305759234