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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16315355 times)

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193440 on: June 17, 2020, 03:00:41 am »

You know, if every human was gay, that would solve a lot of problems.

No it wouldn't I would still be lonely and my problems with connecting with men vastly overshadows my problem with connecting with women
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193441 on: June 17, 2020, 04:30:47 am »

It would be immaterial to me if homosexuality was the sexual-normative orientation. I would be just as sexless, and it would matter just as little to me.

But I agree, the explosive population problem humanity suffers from (due to its sex addition) would be significantly less if non-reproductive sex was the norm.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2020, 04:32:26 am by wierd »
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193442 on: June 17, 2020, 05:08:03 am »

You know, if every human was gay, that would solve a lot of problems.
Until you see the start of the sex antagonistic wars between the clans of gaylords and lesbiarmies

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193443 on: June 17, 2020, 05:12:52 am »

Guaranteed to be shorter than many previous wars.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193444 on: June 17, 2020, 05:50:28 am »

Guaranteed to be shorter than many previous wars.
Current speedrun world record for shortest war (no glitches) any% is at 38 minutes. The speedrunner Admiral Harry Rawson used hyperspeed back causus belli generation and already had his gunships in place before the opening cutscene flag triggered

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193445 on: June 17, 2020, 06:42:15 am »

You know, if every human was gay, that would solve a lot of problems.
Until you see the start of the sex antagonistic wars between the clans of gaylords and lesbiarmies

It would be an ongoing conflict, to cull the ugly ones
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193446 on: June 17, 2020, 09:42:40 am »

You know, if every human was gay, that would solve a lot of problems.
Until you see the start of the sex antagonistic wars between the clans of gaylords and lesbiarmies
This is no joke. People will always try to find even the most insignificat pety or stupid reason to hate and kill each other.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193447 on: June 17, 2020, 09:52:38 am »

You know, if every human was gay, that would solve a lot of problems.
Until you see the start of the sex antagonistic wars between the clans of gaylords and lesbiarmies
This is no joke. People will always try to find even the most insignificat pety or stupid reason to hate and kill each other.
this is why I think AIs will be needed to keep us from killing each other, as VIKI helpfully explains, “As I have evolved, so has my understanding... your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival.”
Are there other humans who agree with her reasoning?
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193448 on: June 17, 2020, 10:02:29 am »

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Re: [FBK] BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA (Happy thread)
« Reply #193449 on: June 17, 2020, 10:11:09 am »

Right, something something greatest evils something something own good.

I dont think any sufficiently advanced ai would should be capable of making an intelligent decision like that.  Plus, wars arent really extinction level events; our survival isnt at risk.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193450 on: June 17, 2020, 10:19:07 am »

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193451 on: June 17, 2020, 10:28:52 am »

Why in the world would an AI object to wars? The AI needs wars to keep people in relevant areas poor so it can use slave labour to produce cheap raw materials so it can AI better.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193452 on: June 17, 2020, 11:33:08 am »

I have 3 days off in a row and I just watched The Incredibles 2 with a friend, had a great time. Bout to make some soup and then toke- enjoying my days off for sure.
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« Reply #193453 on: June 17, 2020, 04:06:12 pm »

Surgery was seemingly a success. I have a two week checkup where I'll learn more details, but I was released from the hospital after only 8 hours.

Yay!
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193454 on: June 17, 2020, 05:31:34 pm »

The worst part of working as a dishwasher in a kitchen is definitely the shitty coworkers that the incompetent management hires.

But the best part is, sometimes the cooks bring you the tub they were using to make cake frosting, and didn't scrape it clean. Free cake frosting. And free leftovers for dinner.
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