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[Dunamisdeos]

People are astoundingly stupid and will force any evidence they come across to fit with the conclusion they already want to find rather than vice versa.

This is 95% of the cases I deal with where people act this way. Totes accurate.

The other 5% are legit cases where they've had some longstanding real, actual problem with their deliveries and have good reason not to trust the things we say.

[Uthimienure]

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.

Or Salad Fingers

Or vore porn

I carefully used private mode and avoided google to see what that is, then didn't click any search results.
Not sure if I really want to know what "vore" means, but you can tell me if you want to.

[pisskop]

'eat porn'  where instead of eating a hamburger, you eat . . . . any number of things, including and especially your love interest. Sometimes usually in  the same session.

[LordBaal]

I have around 20+ hours on this queue. And this fella comes from nowhere and offer us all the bathroom at the school hes watching over all nigth, nothing in return, just passing on some good will. Good to know theres still kind people here.

[Dunamisdeos]

That IS good to hear.

[LordBaal]

Fucking made it!!! Got a full tank on the company car!!!! buwauahhahahshhwhwhahahaha... (random incesant clacking).

Game over! I have all the fuel now fuckers!

[scriver]

As the swwdudh saying goes... one who waits for something good never waits too long

[Rolan7]

I'm drinking tea.  It's nice!  Earl Grey, hot, and all that 
I used a tea bag, which I know is improper, but at least I didn't put ice in the mug!
Rice cookers are so convenient~

[Dunamisdeos]

Fucking made it!!! Got a full tank on the company car!!!! buwauahhahahshhwhwhahahaha... (random incesant clacking).

Game over! I have all the fuel now fuckers!

I AM THE FUEL LORD. GUARDIAN OF THE FUEL.

BRITISH PETROLEUM QUIVERS BEFORE HIM.

[pisskop]

inb4 this happens.

[Dunamisdeos]

We got new responsibilities at work last month. Namely, I now have my very own team of folks to manage and cultivate and all kinds of other corporate terms that mean "It's my job to help these folks do their job".

My team won first place in a week-long competition for who could get the best numbers at work. We won hefty Amazon gift cards. I'm proud of my lil' team :>

[Grim Portent]

Moved my bloody mary shrimp from their mini-aquarium to a bigger tank I had spare because I was having trouble keeping conditions stable in the little tank. Been a bit more than a month since the move and I've got four confirmed shrimplets wandering around.

They're about the size of ants, cute as buttons provided you like invertebrates, and more importantly indicate that conditions are good enough for eggs to hatch and produce viable babies. The two berried (carrying eggs) females still have eggs, so more babies should be hatching out over the next week or two. I might finally be able to have a self sustaining population.

[Grim Portent]

Assuming all goes well I'm expecting to have at least 20 survivors from this clutch. Each berried female carries something like 20+ eggs, but not all will hatch and some of the babies will die before they get old enough to reproduce themselves.

Things might go poorly though. Happened when I got babies in the small tank, barely any survived.

[pisskop]

When you you get the cocktail sauce out?  how big do they get?

[King Zultan]

I passed my drivers test today and I'll be getting my license soon!