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[Egan_BW]

Apparently Egan is Irish and means "Little Fire"

It might be more familiar in the form of Eagan and look more fantastical in the form of Eoghain

BW probably means Badguy Wrestler, his superhero alias

Close enough.

[pisskop]

or Big Willie

[hector13]

Bee Wrangler.

[Trekkin]

Barbigerous Waldgrave, clearly.

[pisskop]

BullWinkle!

[Bumber]

Bruce Wayne

[delphonso]

Is this the word association game thread?

[hector13]

Bad Wank?

Or is that his dad?

[Naturegirl1999]

Clearly his full name is Egan Bolt Wonka, he’s secretly lost in his dad’s chocolate factory, scared of Charlie Bucket because he thinks he killed Willy Wonka to steal the factory

[Dunamisdeos]

Framing the whole factory incident as a covertly-waged duel to the death between Wonka and his potential successors makes a lot more sense, actually.

[Frumple]

Clearly his full name is Egan Bolt Wonka, he’s secretly lost in his dad’s chocolate factory, scared of Charlie Bucket because he thinks he killed Willy Wonka to steal the factory

Wait, wait. There's a plot here. Egan Bolt Wonka, terrified for his life and equally terrified of his forbidden attraction to his secret half-brother Charlie Bucket, the man who killed Egan's father, hiding from his urges and his father's murderer among the decaying husk of a factory gone wrong. When the factory finally succumbs to the taint left by the many deaths that occurred there, the wild energies give a sickening solution to all of Wonka's woes.

More twists and turns than you can shake a chocolate stick at await you in Egan Wonka and the Zombie Factory, a thrilling tale of confectionary taboo _{(and necromancy)}.

Could use some work, but there's something remarkable torrid there...

[Egan_BW]

Fund it.

[NRDL]

I am so happy that I rented the Nick Cage movie, "Mandy". Boy that was a trip.

[scriver]

Framing the whole factory incident as a covertly-waged duel to the death between Wonka and his potential successors makes a lot more sense, actually.

Yeah, the whole story reeks of "victors truth" when you look back at it in that light

Even the "and then Willy just handed over the whole factory for no reason and for no reimbursement, but definitely and completely out of his own will, over to me. Gee, that guy! So unpredictable!"

[Iduno]

Framing the whole factory incident as a covertly-waged duel to the death between Wonka and his potential successors makes a lot more sense, actually.

Yeah, the whole story reeks of "victors truth" when you look back at it in that light

Even the "and then Willy just handed over the whole factory for no reason and for no reimbursement, but definitely and completely out of his own will, over to me. Gee, that guy! So unpredictable!"

"And also I was the last person to see him, after everyone saw him kick me out. I went back, and he forgave me, and then didn't say goodbye to anyone before disappearing."