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[TD1]

You deficient fuck guest

You night owl fucking female

(Wait wat)

You rakish cunt president

[Haspen]

But it doesnt' work V:

How do insults?

[TD1]

Press the green 'run' button in top middle. Text comes with your insult to the right. Hit the 'stop' button. It turns into a 'run' button. Rinse and repeat.
Don't be such an 'odd shitty peak'.

[Sirus]

Not very well, it seems.

It says "press any key", but the only key I've found that works so far is Enter. Degenerate crap eyestrain.

[Egan_BW]

You want to be able to press keys other than enter? What an abnormal shitty thirst. Without a diddly bloody doubt, you're an unconstrained shit cloister.

This is fun. You intemperate crap bell.

[Arx]

Yeah I completely forgot Python only triggers input after hitting enter. I'm not a clever man.

[Dunamisdeos]

You deficient fuck guest

You night owl fucking female

(Wait wat)

You rakish cunt president

What has happened....?

[Sirus]

After running across something, possibly on Reddit, I wrote a random insult generator. The results (there are nearly four million possibilities) vary from great to hilarious to nonsensical and back again.

This happened.

[Bumber]

Unusual shitty sleuth. Diddly bloody tortellini. Bad news shit transport. Unconstrained shit tennis. Unprincipled fuck brow. Deviant fucking galley. Unconstrained fucking civilisation.

"Beastly fucking fence" sounds more like a compliment, though.

[Dunamisdeos]

Out-of-line shit marimba.
Inadequate crud concert.
Dis satisfactory bloody sausage.

[Hanslanda]

I found an old 3.5 dnd character sheet. Goddamn dude was a badass.

[Max™]

I was going to check out the insult generator some whingeing twat giblet wrote but I'm too much a reverse grass picker to find my any key.

Instead I realized I am a strange metal and wood hermit crab, I loved the new handle I was doing for my fully repurposed/upcycled materials saw far too much and had to swap my main Friendly Dovetail Saw™ blade into it.


The mason jar has some silver and pewter jewelry I untarnished for the missus a couple of months ago and promptly left just barely submerged in mineral oil unless being taken out/put back as they were worn.

Spoiler: They're shiny as if they had just been polished and cleaned up a few minutes ago. (click to show/hide)

Heh, playing with the bokeh effect here.

So yeah I feel like a slap-happy barge fuckwaffle for not thinking of this before but hey, you notice you've got some jewelry or other small metal hardware that you're always fighting to keep tarnish off of: plunk those cuntburgling ass badgersluts in a jar with enough food grade mineral oil to submerge them and go back to being a curbfudging pet stroker.

[Kagus]

My handwriting is shit, which stresses me out so I grip the implement way too tightly and end up making things worse while also hurting my hand.

Try holding the pen between your first and middle fingers, rather than in the crook of your finger and thumb. It takes a little bit to get used to, but the position forces the hand to stay a bit more relaxed so cramping doesn't happen. I still occasionally put too much pressure on it, but the end result is a little soreness on the inside of my fingers rather than an entire hand screaming in pain.

[Max™]

Hand... writing? Like swype keyboards, or... what am I missing here, why is anything being done on paper anymore?

I have a vague proficiency lingering around from some wasted skill points dumped into cursive bullshit when I was like 8 or 9 or some shit? I don't even use it for my signature since I realized 'no, fuck that style guide "cursive first and last written out" signature bullshit' I print out a simple 'Max™' and that's that. Well, occasionally I get asked or need to correct the pronunciation of the ™, as it's not "tee-em" it's "taɪm" like the herb.

[Yoink]

I've been trying to practice and improve my handwriting for a while. Mostly it started when my employment place used to require you to manually write all the jobs you'd applied for on the form provided, which... well, practicing my handwriting was the one thing the place was really good for.

They went digital last year, though. Now I have to find other opportunities. My handwriting is vastly improved on the gross mess it was. Not cursive though... although I do run letters together sometimes should it please me. I just dgaf.