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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16266394 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #188685 on: January 08, 2019, 08:32:21 pm »

Definitely not related to aliens.
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« Reply #188686 on: January 08, 2019, 08:41:06 pm »

costner isn't fun
Wrong.
Max confirmed for a hater of fun, trying to disguise it. I rest my case.

This, it seems people forgot that movies are simply entrainment and nothing else if you don't want it to be.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #188687 on: January 08, 2019, 09:06:32 pm »

Dumb fun: Pacific Rim
Stoned fun: The Big Lebowski
Maximum Fun: Fallen
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #188688 on: January 08, 2019, 09:47:18 pm »

That fallen got nothing on Michael
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« Reply #188689 on: January 09, 2019, 12:26:23 am »

The only one I know by that name is 2 Michael First Among the Secondborn.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #188690 on: January 09, 2019, 06:39:14 am »

Dumb fun: Pacific Rim
Stoned fun: The Big Lebowski
Maximum Fun: Fallen

Oh, I'm sorry, Stoned Fun should also include Pineapple Express. Also Robin Hood was good in spite of KC because of Rickman's hilariously insane portrayal of the Sheriff. He should be remembered as Alan Motherfucking Rickman, the highest accolade an actor can receive.
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« Reply #188691 on: January 09, 2019, 06:46:13 am »

...was good in spite of KC
I'm sorry, what? One fun-hatin' freak who dislikes Kevin Costner is one thing, but two of them? Are we gonna need to call in an exterminatus?!     


Also if you're listing more films in those categories, how the heck did you skip over Cheech & Chong in favour of bloody Pineapple Express? ಠ_ಠ   
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« Reply #188692 on: January 09, 2019, 07:14:02 am »

C&C is unspoken greatness. It need not even be mentioned, so wondrous it is. It's like saying, "Let's list deities" and someone skips YHWH. Everyone knows, we meant like Zeus and Thor and shit.

Also I don't hate KC but he kinda sucked in Robin Hood.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #188693 on: January 09, 2019, 08:08:57 am »

Maybe facial hair just isnt stylish enough for them.

And wierd; on the topic of hair dicks transmitting stds, i would retort thar it is only reasonable in such an ecosystem that organisms have a strengthened immune system or other self defense mechanisms around these vulnerable areas for precisely that reason. Take life on earth for example; reptiles and birds literally put it in the bum because thats where their reproductive organs are meant to be accessible from, but they typically dont get life threatening infections from it; if they did, theyd all go extinct or some freaks with genitalia separate from their GI tract would be the dominant, most common phenotypes on the planet. Which we have... maybe the dinosaurs did die of stds? Who knows.

These diseases would be common logically, but arent the focus of or even an important element of the story so far, and yeah nearly nobody in hollywood understands biology anyway id figure

Here's the deal though.  You have that scene where blue chick tells magic white guy all about The birds and the bees how to use his hair tentacle to get the feels of his "totally not a horse."   Now, was there any kind of realistic "Now, before you do that, check the bundle for funky smelling discharge" or "Check for the mad-rot" or some other actual, beneficial tribal advice?

NO.

Indigenous aboriginal peoples with very shamanistic cultures have lots of such folk-wisdom, and the passing of that knowledge is part of being part of that culture and tribe. (the act of transmitting that knowledge to an outsider would, in and of itself, be a major sign of trust and acceptance) Again, there is a conspicuous lack of this.  This was an opportunity for a deeper, richer narrative that depicted the Navi as more than just Magic Space Indians. It could have depicted more than just superficial culture staples-- it could have given insights into the clearly very imaginative fauna and flora of the planet, but no.  Gotta totally cut that world development for some blue chick nookie action and thinly veiled bestiality.

Again, I saw it as "Hollywood has no idea what they are doing." along with "Typical movie goers likewise do not know what they are doing." resulting in a disgusted feeling of "Gawd, this is horrible drek, and saccharine pablum all in one bottle. Gross."

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« Reply #188694 on: January 09, 2019, 08:47:51 am »

I mean, does it count as bestiality if they are sapient to human levels and you are in the body of one?

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #188695 on: January 09, 2019, 09:24:11 am »

I mean, does it count as bestiality if they are sapient to human levels and you are in the body of one?
He was talking about the not-horse.
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« Reply #188697 on: January 09, 2019, 12:28:33 pm »

I'm just confused as to why sex was the one time they DIDN'T use the magic mind-meld cables. I mean, they use them for pretty much everything else, I guess the ultimate physical expression of intimacy isn't good enough for plugging in the ol' extension cord...

That, or all the bluebutts have male ends on their ponytails, while everything else on the planet evolved with female ends, and the nananas specifically filled an ecological niche of mindfucking all the other denizens.

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #188698 on: January 09, 2019, 01:20:52 pm »

Maybe it's a magic semi-conscious planet where literally all life is bound together in perfect psychic harmony, and that's why disease isn't a factor.
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« Reply #188699 on: January 09, 2019, 01:39:25 pm »

Pineapple Express is right up there with The Big Lebowski, honestly.

'You could come back as an eagle, you could come back as Jude Law, but you flake, you're gonna come back as like... an anal bead.'
"Now, hold up, who does the anal bead belong to?"
'It belongs to me!'
"Ok yeah, let's go with the eagle thing then."
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