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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16281351 times)

George_Chickens

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187230 on: September 25, 2018, 11:35:05 am »

much like mine is Wood
There's a good woody sort of word.
One day, while Andy was...
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187231 on: September 25, 2018, 01:54:29 pm »

I just ran two ish miles for the first time in 4 years. I feel great and awful.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187232 on: September 25, 2018, 02:20:51 pm »

Lord why would you do that to yourself.

Then again, one of the ones at work can't sit crosslegged on the floor anymore because she no longer flexes those muscles, and says she never runs. So maybe it's for the best.

Funny, the same work one is focal about taking me out and getting me drunk.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187233 on: September 25, 2018, 03:31:37 pm »

Lord why would you do that to yourself.

Then again, one of the ones at work can't sit crosslegged on the floor anymore because she no longer flexes those muscles, and says she never runs. So maybe it's for the best.

Funny, the same work one is focal about taking me out and getting me drunk.

I've needed to start running again for a long time. It's what I do instead of crying to dissipate excess negative emotions, which, as the lb discord could tell you, I'm drowning in. That physical exhaustion is so cathartic because I can outrun my problems.

Also my wife is 100% for sure, gov't confirmed pregnant with babby 2!
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187234 on: September 25, 2018, 03:35:19 pm »

Congrats on the new kid, the second is usually a bit easier to handle, now that you've already had time to overcome your screw-ups with the first.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187235 on: September 25, 2018, 03:37:54 pm »

Yea, kids are like pancakes. The first is always a throwaway.

Congratulations on your actually edible kid!
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NullForceOmega

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187236 on: September 25, 2018, 03:39:36 pm »

*Raises federal issue Dad Shotgun*

What'chu just say 'bout ma boy?

Jokes aside, you've always got to keep tabs on the first kid, because parents are fuckups, and the first one is always subject to the worst of those fuckups.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187237 on: September 25, 2018, 03:44:44 pm »

Words from the eternal optimist himself:

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187238 on: September 25, 2018, 04:00:04 pm »

Well, either we have a breeding population that at least tries to raise the next generation of humans, or our species dies out because we're too arrogant and nihilistic to accept that nature gives no fucks whatsoever about our moralizing and demands that a species actually take steps to survive.

I choose breeding population.

Other than the useless nihilism that's a pretty apt description of reality tho'.

edit: Whoops, I probably owe Gunner-chan a happy for the thread don't I...  My dad visited over the weekend and got to spend some time with the boys (who he has been able to see one other time in the past four years), I caught a pretty nasty cold and couldn't really spend any time with them on Sunday but I was very happy to see him again.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187239 on: September 25, 2018, 04:20:25 pm »

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187240 on: September 25, 2018, 04:46:33 pm »

We already know that free-range, ethically sourced children are the most tasty
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187241 on: September 25, 2018, 06:19:53 pm »

Nah, freshly fattened up infants, steam em nicely, plump and juicy!
I think there might be something wrong with MaxTM's eyes. He must have that rare condition where every now and then he sees "WOODWORKING INCREASED! LEVEL 90!" or somesuch.
You don't hear little tinkly chimes and a cloud of silvery sparkles around the edges of your vision now and then when you're practicing a task?

I should probably see a doctor about that.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187242 on: September 25, 2018, 10:36:08 pm »

Nah, freshly fattened up infants, steam em nicely, plump and juicy!

I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187243 on: September 26, 2018, 12:05:50 am »

In a welfare society, having children is the greatest contribution you can ever contribute. Not having children, if you had the possibility, means you lay your own agedhood care upon the shoulders of other people's children and grandchildren.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187244 on: September 26, 2018, 12:08:44 am »

I'll probably not have children.
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