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[Dunamisdeos]

I will murder any spider unfortunate enough to cross my path.

Even if it's spider-man?
Can you rise up to that challenge?

Spider-Man is only part spider, therefore i do not have to completely murder him. I shall even venture that he is only a very little bit spider, therefore I can be satisfied with minor injury, such as a paper-cut or particularly annoying inconvenience. Maybe I can smear up his camera lens really bad.

[Frumple]

Ah, but what if it's one of the spiderman versions that have gone more spider? Pretty sure there's at least one that grew extra arms and spider face bits and whatnot.

... think I actually had/have an old action figure of the thing, stuffed gods know where. The spider bits were like yellow and green?

[Dunamisdeos]

If it looks like a spider, and talks like a spider, and sounds like a spider, and no y'kno what 6-foot tall spiders are exempt for those we call the national guard.

[Eric Blank]

National guard aint gonna do shit but call the air force and tell them to dump napalm on the entire city.

[Dunamisdeos]

I don't understand the problem.

[Frumple]

Yeah, linking is more annoying than I feel like right now, but give a google for Man-Spider, the cunning appellation for spiderman after his mutation went kinda' loco. Came up in the animated series at the absolute least. Actually decently on the ter side of rifying, ahaha. You'll know it by the giant fangs, some coming out the side of his head, and extra eyes.

... oddly, though, it doesn't look like the action figure I remember, which had spider arms with red claws and its back was like green and yellow striped spider arse. Hrm.

E: Actually, y'know what.

Spoiler: here (click to show/hide)

let's be upfront here napalm might not be enough

[Rolan7]

Oh, thanks
The only question is *how much* napalm will be sufficient.

[Dunamisdeos]

Oh, thanks
The only question is *how much* napalm will be sufficient.

[hops]

If Spider-man already has electrostatic powers when he's barely spider, would a Spider-Spider-man have Magneto's powers?

[Egan_BW]

I expected something much more disturbing than THAT, frankly. Peter Parker's face, but with... too many eyes. Still human eyes, just in all the wrong places. Suddenly mandibles where the mouth should be.
Those claws aren't even spider claws. Really the only particularly spidery thing about that mutant is the number of limbs and number of eyes. Not anything ABOUT those limbs and eyes, just how many of each are present. By that metric you may as well call him man-lobster.

[Frumple]

Hey, it hatched out of the man bit by the radioactive spider, so spider it is. That said, I'm pretty sure there's some "better" renditions out there, I just didn't take the effort to find them. And won't. Exercise for the actually interested and less lazy.

[hector13]

I found my drunk posts.

Oh my word.

I don’t know why it’s a happy.

[Rolan7]

Ahehehe...
Okay no but seriously, it's like the dream thread, it's an interesting nhheehehe
look at.. the past.. pff, sorry, I said a funny thing years ago when I was out of my mind

Well actually three years ago I just calmly plugged Simon Swerwer.  I guess I always did the music thing.  I'm okay with that.

The funny thing I said was to a friend a minute ago, heh.  I'm so clever.

[Yoink]

Sudden mood upswing for no discernible reason! Dunno wtf is wrong with me, but I'll take it!

Actually, it's probably because I survived my sleep-deprived trip to the supermarket and have fulfilled my responsibilities for the evening: feeding my housemates' fish and their cat.
Now it is time to eat junk food, drink rum and relax intensely.

[Reelya]

Silly guy!

fish ==> cat, and you've solved the dilemma without leaving the house, and halved the ongoing problem.