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[Hanslanda]

Which reminds me: why the hell aren't more people offended at shaving companies pushing this nonsense that a bald boyish chin is somehow manly?

Not all of us are easily able to grow facial hair, mate. I happen to have that clean-cut, handsome, not-a-berserking-savage-barbarian Roman look going on.

[scriver]

I'm 110% certain nobody who would write that has a good beard anyway, Hanspanda.

Bytheway. If you change your name to Hanspanda then your name will be Hispanda in Swedish. Whose panda?

[TD1]

Alas, my lower face is rebel territory. I tried to plant the tenets of Longbeardism there, but with highly limited success.
One day, though, veni vidi vici.

[scriver]

My beard is pretty bad. I tried upping my trimming of it but I'm just too lazy, so now it's shit again. Also that spot on my chin where I have 75% less beard hairs, because why not. Too bad my face was not built for showing either, so I don't want to shave it off. I remain an awful unkempt nerd bum face.

[Reelya]

Relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

[Hanslanda]

I'm 110% certain nobody who would write that has a good beard anyway, Hanspanda.

Bytheway. If you change your name to Hanspanda then your name will be Hispanda in Swedish. Whose panda?

What Max said or what I wrote?

And the owner of the panda must remain anonymous due to HIPPA laws.

[TD1]

Hippo Law, you mean. Those slimy sons of rattlesnakes pop up everywhere to enforce their rule on us.

[scriver]

I'm 110% certain nobody who would write that has a good beard anyway, Hanspanda.

Bytheway. If you change your name to Hanspanda then your name will be Hispanda in Swedish. Whose panda?

What Max said or what I wrote.

What Max said.

And the owner of the panda must remain anonymous due to HIPPA laws.

I demand a federal invetsigation!

[Dunamisdeos]

Went on vacation for 5 days woop woop

[Max™]

For the record my beard is lush enough that I could lose that big gal Totenkinder in it, but my issue is with companies selling razors on the premise that it's how men should look, rather than it's how they want men to think they should look so they keep buying razors.

Which reminds me: why the hell aren't more people offended at shaving companies pushing this nonsense that a bald boyish chin is somehow manly?

Not all of us are easily able to grow facial hair, mate. I happen to have that clean-cut, handsome, not-a-berserking-savage-barbarian Roman look going on.

*beardlessbrohug*

[Baffler]

I do have a full beard, though I need to put a decent amount of time into it most mornings since the line between hobo and respectable is a very thin one. I do wish it was colored differently though. It's a lighter red than my hair, which is better than the alternatives but it looks really strange if I don't keep everything in order.

[Dunamisdeos]

My beard is always short and scraggly and rough.

It's not attractive at all.

[Max™]

I do have a full beard, though I need to put a decent amount of time into it most mornings since the line between hobo and respectable is a very thin one. I do wish it was colored differently though. It's a lighter red than my hair, which is better than the alternatives but it looks really strange if I don't keep everything in order.

Mine gets a great deranged madman look after a while but I'm so freaking thrilled that I'm getting twin grey streaks on my chin.

[Hanslanda]

Which reminds me: why the hell aren't more people offended at shaving companies pushing this nonsense that a bald boyish chin is somehow manly?

Not all of us are easily able to grow facial hair, mate. I happen to have that clean-cut, handsome, not-a-berserking-savage-barbarian Roman look going on.

*beardlessbrohug*

Beardless bros!

Anyways, I can grow a scraggly goat-chin and a wee bit of mustache, but no beard yet. By 30 I should though, my dad has a scruffy beard. I want to grow a nice goatee myself.

[hector13]

I can get a decent neckbeard, but my face likes to have blonde hair which goes a little bit dirty the further from my nose it gets.